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    What is the 8th letter of the alphabet? Now think of that letter matched up with relatable words that are favorites with their crowd.
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    "It's called the "Hank Hill"... she supplies the gas, you bring the accessories."
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    I only recall 1× as a kid ever having a memorable birthday. 12 years old, went to "the largest McDonald's in the world" & as you recall back in the "Ripley's Believe it or Not" days, anything that was billed as the "most ever" was a big thing, especially. to a 12 year old. It was a total of 4 kids - single Mom, broke, & we then went to see Star Wars (ep IV, A New Hope) in the theaternext door. That's the ONE TIME I felt like a birthday was awesome & was the classic "your day" situation. I still don't know how to accept birthdays because I haven't had any "over the top / you're special" events since that Star Wars" deal in '78.
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    The Evolution of Maga Wimmenz
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    Do they have Gatorade (green or orange, original) flavor?
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    "Old School"?
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    Nasty migraine cranked up on me today around 1400. Thankfully my customer was only around 12 minutes away from home, however I did have to pull over 3× to prevent a mess in the truck. Felt like I was taking an ice pick to the L orbit & Then, my Mom called me 2× to see how I was doing (I was gonna pick her up for a late lunch) & 1× to ask if the electricity was off (we are both on Pedernales Co-Op). [emoji35] Dinner now, @ midnight, & then back to bed. Eyeball pressure is maybe ⅓ of peak pain.
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    Advanced Pain, South MoPac.
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    Legit question, William McNabb: Where do you live?
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    There is B A R E L Y enough space to fit my truck through when everyone parks properly (Mom's doc appointment, seems I'm driving her there 2× / month). When dickheads do their thing, it's damn near impossible. I had to get out & physically check to see if I could make it (yes, but not by a lot).
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    Shit My Kid Says

    ROFL BOX replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    Maybe have a conversation with him about the Y2K & Mayan Calendar scares?
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    No names mentioned: "OF COURSE the "city" leaders won't admit that this is happening - who wants to tell everyone that the pets are being eaten, the dogs, cats & ducks? I have seen (online) people saying it is happening." Me: 🫣
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    ¿Open foil or butcher paper every 90 minutes & spray with apple cider vinegar?
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    Gun = minimum 10 acres. Archery or crossbow will legally get 'er done. [mention=1107]gsoda3[/mention], are you in? [mention=593]Brisketexan[/mention] will make some cabeza soup.
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    https://www.newsweek.com/maga-pastor-claims-kamala-harris-deployed-witchcraft-trump-debate-1952902?fbclid=IwY2xjawFQJBBleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHV7XGg-ge0lgR0eKUWcoBfVrb30ZhUNyn85M2GwrOwY85iBKEnbNDrPJKA_aem_dc4Xt9iQ03mjt0CFsHnyUA
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