Another way to explain it to your kid (by not actually "explaining it") is to simply say nothing. "That's the thing school does. Everyone gets a new coat. Why do you ask? It's like a crayon... you need a green one to draw grass, you pick up a green one & go back to drawing. This is part of the "beginning of school" stuff we provide some $ for (assuming there is a pre-packaged supplies kit you can buy & is then bundled for all kids in the class to draw from).
You say this as though he won't claim a Double Jeopardy / double point wi. If this self resolves in less than a week. When reached for comment, Intergalactic Most Honest Spokeshole KKKaroline Leavitt said "We don't know who this "Anwar Ibrahim" person is - never heard of her - and she cannot take away from the work of Most Honorable and FEEFA Peace Prize Winner Donald Trump who has prior resolved this conflict by waving his hand and has decided he will wave his OTHER hand when he decides to resolve this newest border issue."
KENNEDY center Honors (as 100% selected & administered by) DjT.
I'm 100% certain Trump’s name was placed on the medallion somewhere & the only surprising part is that the Orange Bloviate isn't seated in front / center.
If any of you are well read in international / maritime law, please examine this for us & decipher if it correct or made up bullshittery like Scotty discussing Dilithium Crystal's & "Warp Factor 10" nonsense: