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ROFL BOX

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  1. 4x the price if it's an NFT.
  2. "Oh, the Frenchmen"... I think this may be a new nickname for my guy parts.
  3. Are we permitted to say that your wife is an idiot? Because she doesn't SOUND like an idiot - she absolutely IS one.
  4. Or at least a mini-donkey to keep it company. Donkeys are smaller than horses & therefore eat less. Maybe a mini-goat instead.
  5. It's-a-trap.jpg/gif/bmp Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  6. I have a disappoint that nobody has suggested going to law school. ¿Shag², why hath thou forsaken me? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  7. OK, I'll ask the question everyone is dying to get an answer to: ¿Topic? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  8. One of these days, Home Depot is gonna get sued & lose a shitload of $$. The sign on the door *clearly* says "only service dogs permitted", but not only do they not enforce that, there are employees who routinely have dog treats in their aprons & hand them out. I will admit guilt in bringing OUR Doberman (Major) & later Corgi (Scout) into H.D., however that was as a puppy that would always remain in the basket. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  9. Orthopedic doc offices with a stupid small # of handicapped spaces AND over 75% of the remaining spots are all "SmartCar" sized. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  10. It be 'lecktrickity. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  11. Remind us again... where do you live? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  12. This goes over even better if it is a cheap single stem flower & candies that you get from a gas station around 6p. *be sure to eat 1 or 2 of the 12 chocolates ("I wanted to make sure it wasn't poisoned") **flower that unrolls into ladies underwear, one or two sizes up is best. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  13. Suck / squeeze / bang / blow Check the fuel line for any tiny splits or dry rot cracks. Make sure the fuel line is seated properly. Get a q-tip & apply some cleaner to it, then wipe down the carb, butterfly, throats, etc. Shock & awe yourself over the schmutz that will come clean. Maybe even remove the carb & get a bit deeper; be sure to not damage the gasket (& check that out for any damage, nicks, splits, dry rot, etc). Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  14. Kenmore "heavy duty" dryer. Unit is ~20 years old. Multiple issues & I'm too cheap to buy new when (I assume) this stuff could easily be fixed. Will sorta heat on the "normal" setting, but not get up to a "high" temperature. Not heating on the timed setting. Not seeing much (if any) lint on the screen. When the cycle is over, it will buzz incessantly until you pop / crack the door. Help me, Shag²... you're my only hope. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  15. I have always heard they were long lasting & use then often for a temporary repair until the insurance company can get an adjuster out to inspect & write their estimate. I think I have had one covered with the Grip Rite product for around 3 months while we argued with the insurer over their shit-tacular estimate. Either way, they are better than the common felt products. Lays smoother, more flat & if if you have to leave any of it on overnight to work the roof the next day, felt will wrinkle a LOT due to condensation whereas this stuff will not suffer the moisture. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  16. Unfortunately, Mrs. ROFL is the "Why didn't i get flowers delivered to work so I can show off to everyone" type. & I absolutely hate buying even more jewelry when she already has plenty that never gets worn. My brother has a sensible wife who is the "Hey, how about for Xmas we get a new dishwasher?" type & I resent him for that. Camp Mabry is having a Valentine's "Sweetheart Dance" this Saturday & of course this apparently is a hideous idea... why would I even THINK of that? https://www.tmfhf.org/what-we-do/events/ I also have our 19th wedding anniversary coming up in Early April, so I get to relive this bullshit again in 2 months. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  17. Like the man asked, where & when? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  18. Deadmau5 when he was a Continental. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
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  20. Double Penetration
  21. How many times has she asked you "Why are they punting? Don't they get 4 chances to get 10 yards?" Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  22. Honestly, if you aren't experiencing micro-aggressions between you & the spouse, are you even married?
  23. ROFL BOX

    Getting old sucks

    My back has been hurting (muscular) for quite awhile. Chalk that up to the last 20 years in the roofin' bidness, I guess. Over the last 4 or 5 weeks, I've asked the wife for a rub (no tug) & I get a "well have you done the stretches & taken a hot bath" thing. Finally 2 days ago I responded with "Y'know, every time YOU ask for a massage, I simply say "yes" & 20 minutes later, you're feeling a bit better. All you respond with is "what have you done?" <insert rage emoticon here>
  24. I've seen lots of talk about these in the Facebook Cummins forums. What year is yours? I'm a 2004 & so far haven't felt the need to go that extra step.
  25. Line item responses in bold. @FirstTimeCaller, did you get my PM?
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