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    I'm thinking Brett Yormark is not a happy camper right now and I'm sure most of us don't give a fuck. Dude made his bed and now has to explain why his product is a laughing stock at the moment. Adios, mofos.
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    What he said.
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    From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it, stoopid sip.
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    He can do what I'm doing. Gaze at your avatar.
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    Apparently my grass has the fungus. It sucks. I've tried Actinovate and Compost Tea from The Natural Gardener. The lawn looked like it was coming back but then the summer kicked our nuts in. I've read you can apply peat moss on the affected areas during cooler temperatures. Oh and according to the guy at the Natural Gardener, everybody with St. Augustine grass will have to tackle the Take All Root Rot at one time or another. St. Augustine is notorious for it.
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    Don't take recruiting personal, my man. Every team gets "out-recruited".
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    From my office at home. Fuck you, covid. And thank you, covid. FIGHT! TEXAS!
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    I've heard many times when a man is making a woman laugh in public he's probably fucking her. Many women I know have confirmed this theory. She's drinking a beer, she's laughing because of him....yeah ol' Sheldon was probably laying the pipe after the game.
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    Cat walking all over my keyboard or his face all up in my grill while I'm working. All the while purring his ass off. I work from home by the way.
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    Does dad have any eligibility left?
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    This should say a lot to any parent who's child wants to live in the cult that is aggy. That's all I got in regards to McKinley. Carry on freaking out, motherfuckers.
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    A year from now none of this shit and Yomark's antics are going to matter anymore. Well....at least not to us. He's an asshat and for some weird reason he's jumping all over Joey McGuire's cock. Tell me again when did Tech become relevant? I seemed to have lost the little bit of information. Embrace the hate, yo.
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    "DUVER-YAY!"
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    10 days. VY highlights. Yeah I'm gonna be worthless for next 15 or so hours.
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    Metallica on the Ozzy tour at the Frank Erwin Center, 1986. First time ever I saw the arena already full for an opening act. We had floor seats and we walked in to the arena right as Ecstasy of Gold was playing. So we jumped on the first floor seats we saw: tenth row. Battery starts blaring and the whole arena went wild. Folks in the mezzanine were going nuts. I gotta be honest it was scary. They played their set and it was like a relief but at the same time you could tell the crowd was ready for more. During Ozzy's set we went back to our seats in the back by the sound equipment. I was there for Metallica. And over by the crew but by himself was Kirk Hammett. He was watching the show. Surprisingly I went over to him and I shook his hand. I was 16 and a scrawny shy motherfucker.

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