Droopy

Here’s what you do… Tell your wife that you love her dearly but that you’d rather claw your fucking eyes out with a Taco Casa spork while listening to the OU band play Creed songs than to miss watching live, Texas kick open the proverbial aggy bedroom door, stroll across the room and steal his covers, and kick his ass on the way back to the top bunk, where the bitches stay. 🤘🏼 In all honesty, if you’ve been married for 38 years, you’re going to do what you always do, which is make your decision based on how much shit you’re willing to put up with from your wife. Good luck, homie.

…or their half-hearted legal weed stance. Better to go to CO. 😶‍🌫️

Why is the Aggy player fully erect?

Mmmm, gorilla pussy. I bet it’s pretty close.

Man, I really wish CJ was playing right now.

Hey, you gotta suffer like the rest of us! No free rides. 😁

@Horn Dogg, beat me to it, but yeah, user name and whatnot. “Hi, I’m Collin Allred.”

Nothing like an Aggy beating their chest.

Nobody. (Is my sarcasm meter broken?) People forget how good Peter Warrick was. Everyone remembers VY.

Corrected for accuracy: Love hearing the gameday crew shit on Oklahoma. "Sark built Texas like an SEC team. Texas can compete, Oklahoma isn't built like that and that's one of several reasons why they're bad. Plus, all the sucking." 🤘🏼

@Armybrat representing! What’s up with the Jersey guy giving the thumbs up? 🤘🏼puta!

My God, time has not been kind to that video or its production value. Sheesh. That being said, I’m hoping this game goes similar to the 2008 Texas vs Mizzou game were Colt and Texas obliterated a top 10 Chase Daniel’s Mizzou team on national tv. 🤘🏼

To recap the last six pages: - Texas is elite, but has SERIOUS concerns at QB… while also having no concerns at QB - Georgia is elite but their secondary is questionable and the QB struggles with accuracy and not scoring TDs. Also, he’s not bringing his dog to watch the game as UGA wants to hang with some coeds at Barton Springs then head to the F1 parties early. Classic UGA. *special shoutout for the edits on the half season highlights and Bevo’s “can I pet that dawwwwg” videos.

No cap. I guess people will wait to see what the D does against Georgia then the next team up and so on, but regardless this D is fucking legit, and FAFO if you don’t respect them. This D is fast and those stretch plays that work against other teams are smothered by the Texas D. They are disruptive and force you to be disciplined and take chances. As good as the O can be, the D is just as salty. Your Mom and my mom must be cut from the same cloth. My 74yr old southern belle momma was yelling at the tv pissed off that OU had a chance to score with seconds left and the game all but over, while my dad and I were basking in the assured victory. Hate week lasts all year to her. 😂🤘🏼