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Droopy

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  1. ...Did you feel that? I felt something. It might be gas, but it was a low, deep type of rumbl... nope. It was just gas. Still, I bet the ripple is coming though. Any minute... wait, I don't exactly feel it, but I hear something. It sounds like clicking or maybe a metallic sound of something moving across metal. Almost as if it's some sort of track system, like a rollercoaster car traveling up the first hill, maybe? Yeah, that's it. It's a rollercoaster.
  2. Notice they referred to it as six "Texases". Not six "Floridas". Or six "Alabamas". Or even six "aggy". They acknowledge we're Top Dog even when they try to put us down. The best part of that diatribe is the fact he lists aggy last. He did that because he just couldn't let his Ego put that sentence on paper without including aggy on it, but he knows it isn't true or he would have listed them at or near the beginning. Reading it just makes you laugh for a new reason each time. #Giftthatkeepsgiving
  3. Hello, Mr. Flood. Thank you for all that you do, Kyle! 🤘
  4. This is probably the most clear, succinct explanation of the aggy hive mind and their inability to change or evolve. It never deviates. That's because aggy is that weird cousin that you go to talk to at a reunion/family get together, wherein you can't remember why everyone else talks bad about them or tells you to avoid, until 5 mins into a conversation with them. Then you get it. Aggys/Vegans/Crossfitters - They HAVE TO find a way to talk about themselves. The conversation always leads back to them and their thing. Classic external locus of control. It's not my fault, it's everything else, outside of me, that is the problem. Sound familiar?
  5. This picture is killing me. I had to show it to my wife (no pics), just to make sure I wasn't crazy, and she called it immediately. What bride in their right mind has bridesmaids' dresses that are white? Even if the camera messed with the coloring, that's too close to white and doesn't allow the bride to stand out at all. What a racist dipshit.
  6. To put it into perspective for me, Nolan Ryan also had a lot of "close calls" with no-hitters and he is also still known as one of the greatest of all time. People get bogged down in numbers sometimes and forget that the journey to even get to Omaha is not a cake walk. Getting to Omaha is an accomplishment, winning there is even more so, let alone, taking it all down. Now, you can tell how special Nolan was looking at the number of no-hitters, but his numbers showing how close he was are even more impressive. That's how I view Texas Baseball. 🤘 7 career no-hitters (next-most is 4) 12 career 1-hitters, tied with Bob Feller 18 career 2-hitters 31 career 3-hitters
  7. Good. Hopefully, they are trying to figure out how to not have to go through with it.
  8. Hamish: Some men are bigger than others... Hamish's Father: I see your mother has been telling stories about me.
  9. I asked the question and @Al_4_ISU was nice enough to answer me. I truly didn't know what it specifically related to and I'm glad I have this info going forward. I'll miss ISU and KSU, as I respect both schools and most of the fans I've meet since they joined us in the creation of the Big XII. Both teams are a tough out and play hard. I'd take ISU to go with us in a heartbeat, but I get why that won't happen. I hope ISU or OSU win the conference the year after we leave it. While I'm hoping though, I hope Baylor collapses into a sinkhole... due to some construction site mishap involving Chip and/or Joanna while renovating another shitty Waco house.
  10. What is this and what does it mean? Just two agriculture schools playing each other or is it something deeper? Or, do you just prefer when your school plays another "farm" school?
  11. This sounds like the Jim Gaffigan bit about vacations... “...Why don’t we eat something, then we’ll go get something to eat? Then we should see that thing we’re supposed to see; they probably have a snack bar, so we can get something to eat. But after that, we definitely gotta go out and get something to eat.”
  12. Damn, FCB, is looking rough these days. I hadn't seen a picture of him in a minute, and those bags under the eyes tell a better story than he writes.
  13. @immamac, I got the Ad AIDS as well. 🫡
  14. Sorry, just catching up. 😂
  15. …click, click, click, click, click…
  16. I (and other neighborhood kids) used to play with a huge family of them that lived in some cedar trees in the yard of a neighbor on our street in Round Rock, TX from 1982-1991, then the ants just wiped them out and haven’t seen any since then. My BIL caught one not too long ago in west Texas but it feels like they are all but gone around here.
  17. So...who's it going to be, now that the Beard era is over at Texas? Please, please, be someone that is good and doesn't have weak ass shit moments like Beard. What an absolute waste. 🤬🤘
  18. Legit, lol. Good job! I guess we’ll test this theory when we join the conference. 😁 Jet Black with the chef’s kiss. ❤️
  19. ...until the fire ants moved in.
  20. My 72 year old father still mentions that game and the "one game" bullshit to this day when we watch Texas play. I still remember him being just as confused and just as pissed when he realized. 🤘Hook'em, Coach Gus! #GusBall
  21. “Sarge” incarnate.
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