CSB: My parents had season tickets right in front of Slim Pickens at DKR in the late 70's/early 80's and my brother and I used to take turns bouncing on his knee. I'll never forget his laugh.
As you've no doubt seen the video postings after your comment along with all of the other feedback, I'll refrain from further adding to your shit pile, but to respond to some of your "observations"...
"He couldn’t separate in camp" - This is a complete fabrication and has since been debunked by... everyone that saw Ewers and Card play on Saturday. If you couldn't tell that from the play on Saturday, I/we can't help you.
"looks like he’s never seen a coll(e)ge strength and conditioning program" - Most QB's in college and the NFL for that matter are not all Tom Brady work out machines. Hell, Tom Brady wasn't even that until he got his shit together and showed everyone in the world just how good he could be. Dude, Colt looked tiny and small his entire college career. Ewers is a freshman, he'll develop and his appearance, as you should already know, is irrelevant to his arm strength and accuracy...
"has simply shown me nothing to believe we ought to pin all our hopes to this guy." - The guy that was the starter here last year transferred because of him and the guy that is currently the back up, and every guy since Colt McCoy graced the 40 with his presence hasn't been able to throw the balls Ewers threw on Saturday. In one of the highlights above, Ewers flicks his wrist on the 25 yard line and the ball gets to the TE on the 12 yard line in about 1.5 seconds. It was a dart, it was accurate, and his demeanor after the throw is everything you want in a QB. They look like simple throws, because they are for him. There are NFL QBs that can't make that same throw with as little effort as Ewers did on Saturday. Ewers looks legit, albeit young. VY and Simms had their struggles early, but they were both elite talents in College. Ewers will struggle against Alabama, as do most, but that does not mean he is a JAG or we need someone else. You should be praying he stays healthy and we don't need Card. If not, you fucking should be. 🤘