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Droopy

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  1. Droopy

    $120,000

    I’d leave her.
  2. This is the main thought on the minds of every poster on that sight. We have no business winning on Saturday and I would genuinely be shocked if we do. But, that happening is the stuff of nightmares for aggy. Worst. Case. Scenario. I guess we will fuck around and find out on Saturday. 😈🤘🏼
  3. Take my upvote, if for nothing else, for your avatar. Would love for some of our DL to play like he and Casey did back in the day, this weekend. 🤘
  4. CSB: My parents had season tickets right in front of Slim Pickens at DKR in the late 70's/early 80's and my brother and I used to take turns bouncing on his knee. I'll never forget his laugh. As you've no doubt seen the video postings after your comment along with all of the other feedback, I'll refrain from further adding to your shit pile, but to respond to some of your "observations"... "He couldn’t separate in camp" - This is a complete fabrication and has since been debunked by... everyone that saw Ewers and Card play on Saturday. If you couldn't tell that from the play on Saturday, I/we can't help you. "looks like he’s never seen a coll(e)ge strength and conditioning program" - Most QB's in college and the NFL for that matter are not all Tom Brady work out machines. Hell, Tom Brady wasn't even that until he got his shit together and showed everyone in the world just how good he could be. Dude, Colt looked tiny and small his entire college career. Ewers is a freshman, he'll develop and his appearance, as you should already know, is irrelevant to his arm strength and accuracy... "has simply shown me nothing to believe we ought to pin all our hopes to this guy." - The guy that was the starter here last year transferred because of him and the guy that is currently the back up, and every guy since Colt McCoy graced the 40 with his presence hasn't been able to throw the balls Ewers threw on Saturday. In one of the highlights above, Ewers flicks his wrist on the 25 yard line and the ball gets to the TE on the 12 yard line in about 1.5 seconds. It was a dart, it was accurate, and his demeanor after the throw is everything you want in a QB. They look like simple throws, because they are for him. There are NFL QBs that can't make that same throw with as little effort as Ewers did on Saturday. Ewers looks legit, albeit young. VY and Simms had their struggles early, but they were both elite talents in College. Ewers will struggle against Alabama, as do most, but that does not mean he is a JAG or we need someone else. You should be praying he stays healthy and we don't need Card. If not, you fucking should be. 🤘
  5. Paging @Uncle Boobs I was in the endzone of the Cotton Bowl for this game and remember laying down on the bleacher seats watching Texas score. We won and I remember my parents, particularly my shirtless father waving his shirt around in celebration, being so happy and young. I miss those days. We can win this game, but it'll be tough. Here's to the team being tough enough. 🤘
  6. We are terrible, they should win convincingly. 😈 🤘Texas is due.🤘 Hook'em Horns!!!!
  7. I love this stuff, but the most interesting part is that it was filmed on August 24. I'd love to see what it is like now. Good stuff.🤘
  8. “I was going to use a condom, but then I thought, hey, when is the next time I’m going to be in Tijuana.”
  9. From the last gasp of the offseason… TEXAS!
  10. Not gonna lie. I do push-ups and sit ups to avoid this issue. 😁 Hey, I love tits! Something caught me funny about hers and, while pretty, her tits just look like saddlebags to me. I’d still suck on them MFer’s and give her 4 minutes of my time. 😎
  11. I'm Droopy, so they don't have to be. 😁
  12. WAs that a line he says? I've heard that for years from my Dad.
  13. I would like to point out that The University of Texas had some great teams/seasons while I was doing my stint in that hell hole. It was the only thing that made living there bearable during that time. When Vince ran into the endzone and Leinart threw the final dead duck to take the National Title, my ass was screaming from the middle of my Cul-de-Sac, shirtless, something to the tune of "KISS MY ENTIRE ASS YOU FUCKING HILLBILLIES. THE TEXAS LONGHORNS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!! HOLY SHIT WE WON IT ALL, HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" My redass neighbors across the street turned off their lights and the only glow was coming from the TV still showing our celebration. Showed up to work (on their campus) in my Rose Bowl shirt with the biggest shit-eating grin I could muster. I should have driven to Austin that night. I moved back in 2007, but into my first home the night of the Tech game 2008. I'll never forget my aggy wife and I celebrating when Craig said the pass was intercepted by Gideon, only to be devastated one play later. Maybe I should move back to CS. 🤦‍♂️
  14. Ha! That’s why he knew who he was looking at. Basically, said the first two he recognized were Mr. & Mrs. Birthmark.
  15. CSB: I lived in College Station from 1998-2007 and I made friends with a UPS driver (big Longhorns fan). We went to lunch one day and he looked flustered. I asked him if he was ok and he told me this story. “I was delivering packages to the Bush Library. I loaded my cart and got in the service elevator and punched the button I needed but it wouldn’t work. In fact, all the buttons except for 1 didn’t work, so I rode up to the floor that was lit. The doors open and I see what appears to be a living room with couches, chairs, coffee tables, etc... About 2 seconds after the door opens I see 4 people staring at me like I’m a ghost. It’s at that point I recognize the 4 people; Barbara Bush, George H.W. Bush, and Mikhail Gorbachov and his wife. I said, Holy Shit! I must be on the wrong floor and hit the Ground Floor button. As soon as the doors open to the Ground Floor I’m met by a dozen Agents both pissed off and ashamed. That happened about 30 minutes ago and I’m still in shock.” They we’re in town for the dedication of the Berlin Wall memorial at the Library and were apparently waiting for their security detail to pick them up to go down for the ceremony. That elevator was supposed to be secured and set up to only work for one floor only, but nobody paid any attention to my buddy drive up, get out at the dock and load a cart, then use the elevator. 👌🏼🤣 Nice. Real nice.
  16. Mesmerizing, in that, they are tits, but at the same time they are disappointing because those things are pointing way too downward for her age. Is she somehow 45? My grandma’s tits are more perky and she’s dead. (No pics)
  17. Esta! All a depth chart would do is make it easy for the lazy ass reporters to write up some bullshit to sell to morons. To me, this is another sign/signal that Sark could give a fuck about those publications or reporters and if they want in, they have to earn it. Fuck’em, particularly FatFuck Ketch and John Eat Another Ham Sandwich McClain. In the immortal words of Bill Burr… “Go Fuck Yourself.” Dear “Reporters”, your gravy train and insider bullshit sources are closed for business. Get to work or get fucked. You want a depth chart? Here it is: Dipshit Program Haters: Starters: 1)Jabba the Ketch Or John Ham Sandwich McClain Or Pat Forde Or Brian Davis Or FCB Or… 🖕🏼 🤘🏼Sark
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