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Droopy

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  1. If he doesn't, he isn't. That's why Ricky and Earl are fucking legends. Bijan is really special, but can he be great? We'll see.
  2. Maybe he wants to be fired. 🤦‍♂️
  3. Here’s a superb owl on a clipboard.
  4. I’m well. Wow, that was interesting. Thanks for the songs and pics. Came through nicely. Feel bad about posting but couldn’t help myself. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming. 😎🤘🏼
  5. Im tripping my balls off right now. I’ve tried everything to get my feet back on the ground but it’s pretty fucking tough to do. Cereal hasn’t even worked. Poor Casey. Even as a, The Northwestern, fan, I was happy to see him play well but fugg if he didn’t look exactly the same as last year. Kinda funny the even when we don’t play them Texas found another way to fuck with Nebraska. 😁 eat a dick, Tommy Os-borne to lose to Texas. 🤘🏼 Fucking super want The Mullet to throw 5 touchdowns next week. Secretly, I’d like the camera to pan over to Quinn as he reaches the sidelines after each said TD, and you just see him walking in slo-mo to the waiting arms of two thots holding a beleaguered six-pack missing 3 beers as he flicks a spent Kool into the sweltering heat of another Austin Saturday night. My wife just woke up… my bad
  6. This is where I'm at. Show me, don't tell me. Your actions speak so loud, I can't hear what you are saying.
  7. Texas blowout win. Gotcha. With the utmost respect and reverence, Don @closetojumping. If the first 2 likes you get on a post are from @satyanash and @JFKFC, you may want to look inward and allow a little self doubt to creep in.
  8. Hello, God, it's me Droopy. I was just... no, no, that um... issue has seemed to go away for now, but I appreciate the help with that. Actually, I'm here to ask you if you could find it in your heart to move us all to the start of the college football season already instead of us having to waste away in this putrid blathering-nonstop-echo chamber-of horseshit takes, condescending half thought out shit talk, and arm-chair quarterbacking? I know it's only 2 weeks away, but this off-season can't die fast enough. Yes, you're correct that patience is a virtue, but the season hasn't even started and half the people are already arguing who the next coach should be and Sark just got here. What's that? Yeah, I saw the Jamaal Charles stuff, but I think he's just fu...messing with us. Hahaha, yeah, at least we don't have to suffer through more bullshit piss tests or ... you're right, you're right, moving on. Well, could we at least agree that the season will be positively different than it has been the last... well, how am I supposed to move on if the team keeps... well, now you're just being an asshole. Yeah, but still... Well, I agree to disagree... that was in 2005 and I was drunk as hell and you know... Well, what about 2008, and January of 2010?!?! ...Hey...hey.... what are we fighting for, huh? Come on man, It's Droop here. We've been through so much, and I've said, and done, a lot of stuff I regret... well that guy had it coming...It's the Cotton Bowl, anything goes, amiright?!? Fine, I'll be patient... Yes, they are the gift that keeps on giving but the tears only take you so far... lmao, I had forgotten about that actually... Well, if that's true, what would happen if Randolph Duke and Luicci accidentally touched each other on the hand... no shit? Then why the hell did you have to put them so you damn close to us? ...Wow, that's fucked up, man. Dark even. Ok, well... can you at least tell me if the Surly tailgates will be worth it?...I'm married and despite my search history, I refuse to DM posters for pics... you said nudes, not me...yeah, well, "mentioned" and "said" are kind of the same thing, no? Shit, I gotta run. Don't forget I'm going to Vegas for the birthday party and will be gambling and playing golf...Hey, what happens in... fine, but I expect some luck this season and at the craps tables... and also with you. 🤘
  9. I just hope the team has fun.
  10. Roy was a homerun hitter and a tough-move the chains guy when he needed to be. Sloan was there too, but just couldn't find his rhythm. As someone mentioned above, it would have been nice to see him redshirt and get a year of his own. That being said, BJ Johnson was my absolute #1 WR when he was on the team. The stats above are nice, but I'd like to also see his 3rd down catch for a first down percentage. He caught some great balls for the Horns and I could feel it at the 2001 conference championship game (vomit) that he would have no doubt caught the game winner if we hadn't gotten the penalty during the punt (fuck that play hurts). Quan reminded me of BJ and their game was so similar despite BJ not being as thick as Quan, at least not that I remember. The triplets running wild against aggy was so badass to see that first year and it hooked me on BJ Johnson. He's a Longhorn Legend... to me, mofos. 🤘
  11. It’s what they do, it’s how they dream. It’s their milieu.
  12. Yeah, that hat is rad and I just bought it. Pricey but 🤘🏼
  13. I’m high ass fuck rn, but this is some funny shit. Y’all cracking me up.
  14. Forgive my ignorance, but where did he end up?
  15. This was a test and you passed. 🤘, Zeus!
  16. I hate everything right now. We can haz 2018? Fuck it. I'm planning on fishing during our games. Being on the water and hearing Craig scream, either way, should make for a more enjoyable experience than watching us shit the bed again this season. Whatever it is I did, sweet Lord, please forgive me. I repent. I ask for forgiveness. I really want to look like we know what the hell we are doing on a football field and start kicking some ass again. Fuck.🤘
  17. Right, which is what I was trying to refer to, but may have missed the mark. I actually think it's a good sign when our reports and those close to the program are all over the place due to little information being out there. Shutting down a practice was a good sign in my opinion. If Sark could get FCB and Kurt Bohls's press passes, then I think we'd finally be heading in the right direction. Both those guys are a fucking beating.
  18. It's almost as if they got rid of cancers and people that were giving out team information when they shouldn't have been. Like a coach or a player perhaps. Maybe Sark is playing his cards close to his vest knowing that loose lips sink ships. To pull out a classic... F the Haters! Let's see this new blood and hope and pray they are better than the players they are replacing. 🤘
  19. You could say this about every thread we have on Surly. 😁 I remember all the people giving aggy shit for doing/wanting the same thing a few years ago. Glass houses and all, so I'll just say that I'm happy to have new blood on the Oline. We know what the starters where last couple of years. Not surprising, but I think Ewers plays in the first game too and most likely Card has a very short leash in every game after that until Ewers earns the job. I don't like it, but it's not shocking to me. (Coach is doing what a coach should)
  20. Did you want to offer an alternative to what is there or just point out your thoughts, like a child that enters a room? 😁 Steve looks like he hasn’t slept in a couple days, which is exactly how I want my coach to look, irritated and not putting up with your shit. 🤘🏼
  21. Droopy

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    I don’t get “twisted up” now for the horns down, why would changing a conference make a difference? And for the record, I don’t care what their school’s traditions are either. Ours is winning, so I guess we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Also, if my “tea sipper (2 words) attitude” means that I’m not lumped into a group of people that think over-processed, cheap sausage is somehow taco meat, I’m more than fine with that. Speaking of… Brisket, Pulled Pork, Fajita Chicken, Skirt Steak, Fish, Venison, Eckridge Farm Sausage How on God’s green Earth, do you decide EF Sausage is in the top 3 meats for a taco? I bet your cardiologist could give you 3 better choices. Hey, I grew up in a poor neighborhood too and had to eat that worthless shit 2 times in my life and each slice had a 5/1 fat to meat ratio that I may as well have just eaten raw bacon that was left out on the counter all day. I’m not saying I’m better than you, but you should sincerely travel and eat something that’s not extruded out of a machine’s asshole after they filled it with salt tablets, leftover lunch meat and pig fat. Be gentle. He just found out he’s a mouth-breathing moron.
  22. You just asked what would make them care, so it would have to be ROI. That's what I want, but I'm not sure what their version of ROI is. I would assume that some want better access to the program, while others want to see championships. Hell, I knew a guy that just wanted to be able to say he was donor and got to meet Mack. 🤷‍♂️ Everyone's ROI is different and individually specific. Here's to us finding theirs and flooding their lawns with it.
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