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Droopy

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  1. I need this in my life. 🤘🏼
  2. I love this stuff, but the most interesting part is that it was filmed on August 24. I'd love to see what it is like now. Good stuff.🤘
  3. “I was going to use a condom, but then I thought, hey, when is the next time I’m going to be in Tijuana.”
  4. From the last gasp of the offseason… TEXAS!
  5. Not gonna lie. I do push-ups and sit ups to avoid this issue. 😁 Hey, I love tits! Something caught me funny about hers and, while pretty, her tits just look like saddlebags to me. I’d still suck on them MFer’s and give her 4 minutes of my time. 😎
  6. I'm Droopy, so they don't have to be. 😁
  7. WAs that a line he says? I've heard that for years from my Dad.
  8. I would like to point out that The University of Texas had some great teams/seasons while I was doing my stint in that hell hole. It was the only thing that made living there bearable during that time. When Vince ran into the endzone and Leinart threw the final dead duck to take the National Title, my ass was screaming from the middle of my Cul-de-Sac, shirtless, something to the tune of "KISS MY ENTIRE ASS YOU FUCKING HILLBILLIES. THE TEXAS LONGHORNS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!! HOLY SHIT WE WON IT ALL, HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" My redass neighbors across the street turned off their lights and the only glow was coming from the TV still showing our celebration. Showed up to work (on their campus) in my Rose Bowl shirt with the biggest shit-eating grin I could muster. I should have driven to Austin that night. I moved back in 2007, but into my first home the night of the Tech game 2008. I'll never forget my aggy wife and I celebrating when Craig said the pass was intercepted by Gideon, only to be devastated one play later. Maybe I should move back to CS. 🤦‍♂️
  9. Ha! That’s why he knew who he was looking at. Basically, said the first two he recognized were Mr. & Mrs. Birthmark.
  10. CSB: I lived in College Station from 1998-2007 and I made friends with a UPS driver (big Longhorns fan). We went to lunch one day and he looked flustered. I asked him if he was ok and he told me this story. “I was delivering packages to the Bush Library. I loaded my cart and got in the service elevator and punched the button I needed but it wouldn’t work. In fact, all the buttons except for 1 didn’t work, so I rode up to the floor that was lit. The doors open and I see what appears to be a living room with couches, chairs, coffee tables, etc... About 2 seconds after the door opens I see 4 people staring at me like I’m a ghost. It’s at that point I recognize the 4 people; Barbara Bush, George H.W. Bush, and Mikhail Gorbachov and his wife. I said, Holy Shit! I must be on the wrong floor and hit the Ground Floor button. As soon as the doors open to the Ground Floor I’m met by a dozen Agents both pissed off and ashamed. That happened about 30 minutes ago and I’m still in shock.” They we’re in town for the dedication of the Berlin Wall memorial at the Library and were apparently waiting for their security detail to pick them up to go down for the ceremony. That elevator was supposed to be secured and set up to only work for one floor only, but nobody paid any attention to my buddy drive up, get out at the dock and load a cart, then use the elevator. 👌🏼🤣 Nice. Real nice.
  11. Mesmerizing, in that, they are tits, but at the same time they are disappointing because those things are pointing way too downward for her age. Is she somehow 45? My grandma’s tits are more perky and she’s dead. (No pics)
  12. Esta! All a depth chart would do is make it easy for the lazy ass reporters to write up some bullshit to sell to morons. To me, this is another sign/signal that Sark could give a fuck about those publications or reporters and if they want in, they have to earn it. Fuck’em, particularly FatFuck Ketch and John Eat Another Ham Sandwich McClain. In the immortal words of Bill Burr… “Go Fuck Yourself.” Dear “Reporters”, your gravy train and insider bullshit sources are closed for business. Get to work or get fucked. You want a depth chart? Here it is: Dipshit Program Haters: Starters: 1)Jabba the Ketch Or John Ham Sandwich McClain Or Pat Forde Or Brian Davis Or FCB Or… 🖕🏼 🤘🏼Sark
  13. If he doesn't, he isn't. That's why Ricky and Earl are fucking legends. Bijan is really special, but can he be great? We'll see.
  14. Maybe he wants to be fired. 🤦‍♂️
  15. Here’s a superb owl on a clipboard.
  16. I’m well. Wow, that was interesting. Thanks for the songs and pics. Came through nicely. Feel bad about posting but couldn’t help myself. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming. 😎🤘🏼
  17. Im tripping my balls off right now. I’ve tried everything to get my feet back on the ground but it’s pretty fucking tough to do. Cereal hasn’t even worked. Poor Casey. Even as a, The Northwestern, fan, I was happy to see him play well but fugg if he didn’t look exactly the same as last year. Kinda funny the even when we don’t play them Texas found another way to fuck with Nebraska. 😁 eat a dick, Tommy Os-borne to lose to Texas. 🤘🏼 Fucking super want The Mullet to throw 5 touchdowns next week. Secretly, I’d like the camera to pan over to Quinn as he reaches the sidelines after each said TD, and you just see him walking in slo-mo to the waiting arms of two thots holding a beleaguered six-pack missing 3 beers as he flicks a spent Kool into the sweltering heat of another Austin Saturday night. My wife just woke up… my bad
  18. I powerlift every time I take a piss.
  19. This is where I'm at. Show me, don't tell me. Your actions speak so loud, I can't hear what you are saying.
  20. Texas blowout win. Gotcha. With the utmost respect and reverence, Don @closetojumping. If the first 2 likes you get on a post are from @satyanash and @JFKFC, you may want to look inward and allow a little self doubt to creep in.
  21. Hello, God, it's me Droopy. I was just... no, no, that um... issue has seemed to go away for now, but I appreciate the help with that. Actually, I'm here to ask you if you could find it in your heart to move us all to the start of the college football season already instead of us having to waste away in this putrid blathering-nonstop-echo chamber-of horseshit takes, condescending half thought out shit talk, and arm-chair quarterbacking? I know it's only 2 weeks away, but this off-season can't die fast enough. Yes, you're correct that patience is a virtue, but the season hasn't even started and half the people are already arguing who the next coach should be and Sark just got here. What's that? Yeah, I saw the Jamaal Charles stuff, but I think he's just fu...messing with us. Hahaha, yeah, at least we don't have to suffer through more bullshit piss tests or ... you're right, you're right, moving on. Well, could we at least agree that the season will be positively different than it has been the last... well, how am I supposed to move on if the team keeps... well, now you're just being an asshole. Yeah, but still... Well, I agree to disagree... that was in 2005 and I was drunk as hell and you know... Well, what about 2008, and January of 2010?!?! ...Hey...hey.... what are we fighting for, huh? Come on man, It's Droop here. We've been through so much, and I've said, and done, a lot of stuff I regret... well that guy had it coming...It's the Cotton Bowl, anything goes, amiright?!? Fine, I'll be patient... Yes, they are the gift that keeps on giving but the tears only take you so far... lmao, I had forgotten about that actually... Well, if that's true, what would happen if Randolph Duke and Luicci accidentally touched each other on the hand... no shit? Then why the hell did you have to put them so you damn close to us? ...Wow, that's fucked up, man. Dark even. Ok, well... can you at least tell me if the Surly tailgates will be worth it?...I'm married and despite my search history, I refuse to DM posters for pics... you said nudes, not me...yeah, well, "mentioned" and "said" are kind of the same thing, no? Shit, I gotta run. Don't forget I'm going to Vegas for the birthday party and will be gambling and playing golf...Hey, what happens in... fine, but I expect some luck this season and at the craps tables... and also with you. 🤘
  22. I just hope the team has fun.
  23. Roy was a homerun hitter and a tough-move the chains guy when he needed to be. Sloan was there too, but just couldn't find his rhythm. As someone mentioned above, it would have been nice to see him redshirt and get a year of his own. That being said, BJ Johnson was my absolute #1 WR when he was on the team. The stats above are nice, but I'd like to also see his 3rd down catch for a first down percentage. He caught some great balls for the Horns and I could feel it at the 2001 conference championship game (vomit) that he would have no doubt caught the game winner if we hadn't gotten the penalty during the punt (fuck that play hurts). Quan reminded me of BJ and their game was so similar despite BJ not being as thick as Quan, at least not that I remember. The triplets running wild against aggy was so badass to see that first year and it hooked me on BJ Johnson. He's a Longhorn Legend... to me, mofos. 🤘
  24. It’s what they do, it’s how they dream. It’s their milieu.
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