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Droopy

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  1. This is perfect and needed more love. I was smiling all day with the upsets going on. My aggy wife’s mental “roller coaster” was going up and each upset another clickity-clack. I knew their team was shit but kept keeping that hope alive, so that when she’s yelling at me to leave the room later because my clapping is arrogant and uncalled for, that’s the freshest of aggy tears. So deliciously bitter. 🤤 Bingo. Never change aggy. This is aggy, and this is what they do. They are Charlie Brown. They hired a coach that looks like a 40-something year old version of Charlie. They have the blueprint/recipe/secret, but they clearly can’t read/comprehend the measurements. Aggys, even if it’s fool-proof, they can still fuck it up. Case in point the post shown below. It’s their milieu. …and this. It’s hard for Aggy to win there too. Doesn’t this make our record at Kyle Field 6-2 in our last 8? Keep twirling those towels, the breeze feels nice. 🤘🏼
  2. Audio for the game, the app isn’t working.
  3. GT coach never worked on a screen pass? lol
  4. …and take the plug. Fuck aggy and their crowd bullshit. I’d like to see Texas run the ball down their throat and keep our D fresh all game. 🤘🏼
  5. This guy Surlys. 🤘🏼
  6. You’re describing my aggy best friend to a T. I watched the Auburn game with him and heard these points most of the night: - Texas has played nobody. - Aggy D is on par or better than Georgia. - the SEC is a completely different animal and Texas just doesn’t GET it. - QE isn’t special. Just win, baby! 🤘🏼
  7. Just win, baby. 🤘🏼
  8. Here’s what you do… Tell your wife that you love her dearly but that you’d rather claw your fucking eyes out with a Taco Casa spork while listening to the OU band play Creed songs than to miss watching live, Texas kick open the proverbial aggy bedroom door, stroll across the room and steal his covers, and kick his ass on the way back to the top bunk, where the bitches stay. 🤘🏼 In all honesty, if you’ve been married for 38 years, you’re going to do what you always do, which is make your decision based on how much shit you’re willing to put up with from your wife. Good luck, homie.
  9. …or their half-hearted legal weed stance. Better to go to CO. 😶‍🌫️
  10. Why is the Aggy player fully erect?
  11. Mmmm, gorilla pussy. I bet it’s pretty close.
  12. Man, I really wish CJ was playing right now.
  13. Hey, you gotta suffer like the rest of us! No free rides. 😁
  14. @Horn Dogg, beat me to it, but yeah, user name and whatnot. “Hi, I’m Collin Allred.”
  15. Nothing like an Aggy beating their chest.
  16. Nobody. (Is my sarcasm meter broken?) People forget how good Peter Warrick was. Everyone remembers VY.
  17. Corrected for accuracy: Love hearing the gameday crew shit on Oklahoma. "Sark built Texas like an SEC team. Texas can compete, Oklahoma isn't built like that and that's one of several reasons why they're bad. Plus, all the sucking." 🤘🏼
  18. @Armybrat representing! What’s up with the Jersey guy giving the thumbs up? 🤘🏼puta!
  19. My God, time has not been kind to that video or its production value. Sheesh. That being said, I’m hoping this game goes similar to the 2008 Texas vs Mizzou game were Colt and Texas obliterated a top 10 Chase Daniel’s Mizzou team on national tv. 🤘🏼
  20. To recap the last six pages: - Texas is elite, but has SERIOUS concerns at QB… while also having no concerns at QB - Georgia is elite but their secondary is questionable and the QB struggles with accuracy and not scoring TDs. Also, he’s not bringing his dog to watch the game as UGA wants to hang with some coeds at Barton Springs then head to the F1 parties early. Classic UGA. *special shoutout for the edits on the half season highlights and Bevo’s “can I pet that dawwwwg” videos.
  21. No cap. I guess people will wait to see what the D does against Georgia then the next team up and so on, but regardless this D is fucking legit, and FAFO if you don’t respect them. This D is fast and those stretch plays that work against other teams are smothered by the Texas D. They are disruptive and force you to be disciplined and take chances. As good as the O can be, the D is just as salty. Your Mom and my mom must be cut from the same cloth. My 74yr old southern belle momma was yelling at the tv pissed off that OU had a chance to score with seconds left and the game all but over, while my dad and I were basking in the assured victory. Hate week lasts all year to her. 😂🤘🏼
  22. You can’t drink all day, if you don’t start in the morning. Get to it. 🤘🏼
  23. Fuck work, fuck this early Friday meeting, fuck my late afternoon meeting too, and motherfuck the Sooners! Eat a corn dog, drink a beer or 8 and yell as loud as possible while our defense eats. Fuck you, Switzer and your stupid fucking smile, eat a bag of cunts, Bob, and a special shoutout to the Sooner faithful as I hope you walk out of the Cotton Bowl smelling like last night date you fucking leptons. 🤘🏼
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