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Droopy

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  1. Get there early and announce your presence with authority, just like the Texas football team is going to do. They also bring a large truck with them. 🤘🏼 I understand your quandary, but as long as you park in a spot and there is no parking douchebaggery, then you should be good. Also, fuck TCU and bring us back a motherfucking win!
  2. When I see the "Stunt on these hoes." pic this is the game I was thinking about. Let's bring a case of RAID with us and slept these roaches. 🤘
  3. Maybe 11a is our jam. We came out on fire last Saturday and it was over quickly. If we do it again on the road, maybe that’s a sign that we’ve turned another corner and this staff can motivate as well as coach. This would also bode well for the game after this one. Let’s beat TCU and make a fucking statement. Hook’em!
  4. Hollis, OK? No shit? I used to have family there and visited them every Thanksgiving. My great aunt owned the liquor store.
  5. Looks like Leonard Davis.
  6. The Teabaggoning.
  7. Droopy

    Getting old sucks

    I have to stop eating beans with dinner. Wife woke me up this morning as she left for work and said, “Hey, you farted on my leg last night. It’s started out with small drops then, it just got louder and more rough. I literally thought you were taking a shit on my knee.” Did it sm… “Yes, it smelled.” 😁
  8. Can we please just win this fucking game? I really want to have a pleasant weekend and this win would solidify that happening. 🤘🏼
  9. From the Thunder Dome… fight. Beat TCEH.
  10. Never heard of or saw this before but I’ll check it out. Closest thing it reminds me of is Saw.
  11. Which episode? They were all fairly rough for me. I honestly can't choose which was the roughest as they were all gut wrenching.
  12. I started a separate thread, but Squid Game was pretty damn good. Brutal, but worth the watch.
  13. Just finished it. Shit, man, that’s one hell of a show. Fucking rough, but worth it, imo.
  14. Anybody watching this? It’s pretty damn good. Violent Korean drama. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Hundreds of cash-strapped contestants accept an invitation to compete in children's games for a tempting prize, but the stakes are deadly. I’m 7 eps in and started it yesterday.
  15. This. Esta.
  16. I was/am high when I wrote it.
  17. And now roots for Hawaii. Aggy.
  18. In that scenario, both Texas and you will have shown a sandy vagina early or is this your “doomed” post?
  19. Yeah, but Tea Cup Sallie, clearly works.
  20. I was at the World Series last year, I can confirm that she is a "ride or die bitch" and will "cut a motherfucker". Their hair was did and they were dressed up and glittery, but they would handle business if anyone started any shit. Talked shit to the CF the ENTIRE GAME.
  21. He was messing with you. Texas fans are well aware of why other fan bases hate us, we just don't give a fuck.
  22. It's Surly, what'd you expect? Nothing we say or do will impact the team or coaches. They will either win or won't, and they'll do it however they fucking do it. What's the point in being a cunt about it or whining because they didn't do the thing you wanted them to do? Talking shit on the internet is what brought us all together. Get your shit together, soldier! and go out like a man instead of cowering satya..na... pussy! Hey, Tech! Thanks for the BB coach, the conference memories, and this win you're about to let us "steal" from you. Come by the Surly tailgate and I'll buy you a beer after the game. 🤘
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