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Droopy

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  1. Texas wins in a blow out. Gotcha.
  2. If your arriving to the Cotton Bowl sober, you’re doing it wrong. Buying 1-2 beers inside shouldn’t break your bankroll. (Gob voice) Come on! (Gob voice)
  3. Just do what @UTexasFight does or spend a nice weekend in Dallas. - Drive up Friday morning (take the day off, you’re not that fucking critical) - Play golf, have a nice dinner, holla at sloots, drink enough to enjoy the evening and prepare your liver for the morning. - Get up at 6a, eat a breakfast taco while making 2 pitchers of bloody mix. Pack the cooler, friends and tickets into the ride and park at the same location you always park at, paying $10-$20 extra for the good service. (That’s key and worth it*) - Hand everyone in the parking lot a beer and their bloody. Repeat 2 more times, at least. Fit in another taco if you can while you finish your beer on the way walking to the fairgrounds. We/I do this every year and every year it’s a fucking great experience. Can’t wait. *The key - we pay the parking attendant the parking fee, plus a beer and a $20. For that he saves our spot every year and he stops traffic when we leave out the back that gets us back “home” within 30 mins. It’s fucking money. Also, fuck OU. 🤘🏼
  4. Get there early and announce your presence with authority, just like the Texas football team is going to do. They also bring a large truck with them. 🤘🏼 I understand your quandary, but as long as you park in a spot and there is no parking douchebaggery, then you should be good. Also, fuck TCU and bring us back a motherfucking win!
  5. When I see the "Stunt on these hoes." pic this is the game I was thinking about. Let's bring a case of RAID with us and slept these roaches. 🤘
  6. Maybe 11a is our jam. We came out on fire last Saturday and it was over quickly. If we do it again on the road, maybe that’s a sign that we’ve turned another corner and this staff can motivate as well as coach. This would also bode well for the game after this one. Let’s beat TCU and make a fucking statement. Hook’em!
  7. Hollis, OK? No shit? I used to have family there and visited them every Thanksgiving. My great aunt owned the liquor store.
  8. Looks like Leonard Davis.
  9. The Teabaggoning.
  10. Droopy

    Getting old sucks

    I have to stop eating beans with dinner. Wife woke me up this morning as she left for work and said, “Hey, you farted on my leg last night. It’s started out with small drops then, it just got louder and more rough. I literally thought you were taking a shit on my knee.” Did it sm… “Yes, it smelled.” 😁
  11. Can we please just win this fucking game? I really want to have a pleasant weekend and this win would solidify that happening. 🤘🏼
  12. From the Thunder Dome… fight. Beat TCEH.
  13. Never heard of or saw this before but I’ll check it out. Closest thing it reminds me of is Saw.
  14. Which episode? They were all fairly rough for me. I honestly can't choose which was the roughest as they were all gut wrenching.
  15. I started a separate thread, but Squid Game was pretty damn good. Brutal, but worth the watch.
  16. Just finished it. Shit, man, that’s one hell of a show. Fucking rough, but worth it, imo.
  17. Anybody watching this? It’s pretty damn good. Violent Korean drama. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Hundreds of cash-strapped contestants accept an invitation to compete in children's games for a tempting prize, but the stakes are deadly. I’m 7 eps in and started it yesterday.
  18. This. Esta.
  19. I was/am high when I wrote it.
  20. And now roots for Hawaii. Aggy.
  21. In that scenario, both Texas and you will have shown a sandy vagina early or is this your “doomed” post?
  22. Yeah, but Tea Cup Sallie, clearly works.
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