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Droopy

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  1. I have no doubt. I’m sure the day your domino falls, Texas will some how be blamed for it finally happening.
  2. It is. Moose out front should have told you that Texas is the giver and taker of life, the reason that the SWC, Big XII, Big 8, Big East, Biggie Smalls, Tupac, Cobain, and chivalry are all no longer with us. Rinse and repeat, same as it ever was. "Haven't you heard, Daddy's Bowlsby's gone crazy? Haven't you heard... Momma Texas is gone..." - George Strait
  3. This is a worthless post, other than to say how fucking pumped I am for this season to begin. I'm going to Vegas this weekend to party and do a fantasy draft and lay some money down. CAN'T WAIT FOR TEXAS FOOTBALL TO BEGIN! 🤘
  4. I’m betting no matter what happens in the GA vs Clemson game, Clemson is going to the Playoff and will probably win the whole thing. They are stacked.
  5. Stickers are expensive, yo! Have you seen the price of Steak, Gas, Stickers?
  6. I originally had him in there but his record was 0-0. But, looking back, that's another example of how far they had fallen as well. They hired a guy from Washington (fucking) State to coach their team. They were grasping at any straw that would hove into their field of vision. They were in the Atlantic Ocean scrambling for a piece of wood and located a life raft with two oars and a small outboard after so many sinking doors.
  7. It's from a movie called, "Little Man Tate", which was also fiction. The definition in the context I was using it was, "Someone who is being rude, offensive, or insulting to you."
  8. I always bitched at players with this injury, until I got it. Fuck, I couldn't imagine trying to cut and run on my foot that had it. Like an ice pick in your foot/tendon/toe.
  9. Sark said the O and D were ok, but the Special Teams were explosive, with Card kicking most of the punts to Thompson and Thompson making all his FG attempts inside the 40. $9.95
  10. Fan Fiction is best Fiction. Guess what it was like at bama when Mike Shula, Mike DuBose, and Dennis Franchione were coaching bama? Nick made them forget, but let’s not pretend it was 1 dude back then too. Those mouth breathing leptons were getting nothing but shit sandwiches from conference mates and their boosters were going out of their way to get the ship back on course. I mean, Franchione left that shithole for college station. If that doesn’t tell you how bad they were, I don’t know what to tell you.
  11. I feel like we got the coach we thought Herman was going to be. Sark is going to take chances and put his foot on team's throats. As someone wise and all knowing once said, "Sark, please stunt on these hoes!"
  12. Just purchased. Also got the Allbirds, because the Nike and Air Jordans look like ass my dude.
  13. This thread has been officially Derka'd. Cut, print, check the gate. Moving along...
  14. Droopy

    2021 Drunk Thread

    I am currently drunk and high. Went to the Austin FC game and left at half time. I’m now watching “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” Enjoy your evening, Surl.
  15. What a fail. @immamac could you please move this to the For Sale forum?
  16. I have 4 tickets for tonight’s game against Portland. $40 each (paid $55) Sec 120, Row 10, seats 9-12
  17. I believe that Bijan will make everyone else's job easier, but who do you think steps up and becomes the breakout player that will score when the defenses load the box? I ask because I keep seeing this sentiment but no one is actually pointing out who will step up. Gee, thanks for finally giving us your list of demands for those you will engage with and those you will not. Also, there's a reason you like his jokes.
  18. Fair enough. My only concern is the QB to WR issue. If they can get that together then it could be a good to great season. If they don’t, I can see teams with strong secondaries loading the box to stop the run and suffocating the O. If you feel that these scenarios are greater than a coin flip of happening then that’s cool. I’m just not going to get my hopes up like I’ve done the last couple of years.
  19. My kool-aid cup must have a hole in it. In two weeks, this O needs to get their shit together. The reports do not bode well for 9-3, if the damn QB-WR’s can’t figure something cohesive out. 7-5 is staring us in the face and is a legitimate possibility. Rage. RAGE. FUCKING RAGE!
  20. Are….. are the girls… ok?
  21. I realize that it’s technically still the off-season, but this thread is a real ass-whip. Fuck, there are some dumb motherfuckers in here.
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