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Droopy

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  1. Fuck that. I will never rep or cheer for the conference. It’s Texas vs everyone else. The other schools don’t give a fuck about you and the It just means more bullshit means nothing unless you win.
  2. Damn, that's sad. I liked his coaching, even with Free Shoes University and all.
  3. See, this is the type of player that would go to an out of state school, do well, and you'd hear all about how Texas missed on them or couldn't close the deal. Suck it, out of state schools. Hook 'em, Austin!
  4. Cool. Didn’t mention being in Texas, but thanks for the pro tip.
  5. That’s the thing. These are random people I do not know or are unfamiliar acquaintances. They see the Texas hat/shirt and just start with the unrequested opinions about the team/coaches/schedule. I also do not engage them. My issue is that these motherfuckers are licking their chops like never before and are brazen enough to talk shit in public to a random person they don’t know about my favorite fucking team and alma mater. I want these dipshits to come close to the body, sniff around, then see our eyes focused on them and to have our fucking figurative hand around their collective throats before they know what the fuck hit them. Make them get the fuck back in their shitty once-a-decade motherfucking lane. These are not people that think. These are people that wait for their meathead friends to stand behind them before they start really talking shit. Pussies, to put it plainly. Also, not drunk. Might smoke later though. Rant over.
  6. I’m just ready for the season to start already. Every dipshit I run into that isn’t a Texas fan and discovers that I am, begins to pontificate about how bad our season will be and the levels of embarrassment awaiting yet ANOTHER head coach for the Longhorns that will most likely fail because of X, Y or Z. These motherfuckers need some god damn crow to chew, like fucking stat! Baseless arguments of hopes and dreams of Texas losing all our games and going away forever like it’s their wettest of dreams can fuck right off! These motherfuckers are whistling past the graveyard in their thought process and I’m ready to not talk shit or bring up their schools one bit because I don’t give enough of a fuck about them to waste my time. What I do want is to see these asshats at the end and smile knowing their dream turned into their worst nightmare because the Longhorns came out and imposed their will on CFB landscape and forced the issue. I’m not saying we win it all or get a conference championship but we are going to be a tough fucking out motherfuckers. Motherfuckers are gonna learn. Laugh now. Talk shit now. Get in as much as you can now. That is going to be a tough pill at the end of the season. Hate us, because they ain’t us. Hook β€˜em 🀘🏼 motherfuckers.
  7. Rev’ern!
  8. Every Aggy girl/wife I know is 2 bills for sure. Every Aggy mom I’ve ever met was over 2 bills.
  9. Yeah, they could’ve done better. The wife and I travel and go to away games. I’d love to see a game at Jack Trice.
  10. I have 3 β€œjunk” drawers. 3. (Yes, I’ve tried to clean them and use them for other things.) Is this a sub account of the Wives/Girlfriend thread?
  11. Dooooooooooooosh. Maybe in a bar with friends and people cheering you on after 10 previous beers, but with one friend on his phone in the stands, next to nobody acting like you’re about to win a pussy eating contest, AND THE FUCKING GAME IS STILL UNDECIDED? That’s a douche move. β€œHey, douche. Yeah, stop being one, thanks.” -Mgmt.
  12. Close? They will be undefeated and ripe for a loss. We will be 2-0 against those dipshits this year. Motherfucker said β€œclose”. SMH
  13. Still better seats than being in that weak ass stadium. Got some aggy-like seats in that corner.
  14. Profile pic checks out.
  15. 5 head
  16. Aside from being aggy, what the hell is this supposed to be really? That set looks like it was put together for comic-con. Shit's weak.
  17. I agree and will get there, eventually, in the off season, but the loss still stings. The future is bright and I'm looking forward to the development of the players and getting back to Omaha, but I had hotels and reservations for this week and disappointed I won't be there to watch the Horns. That being said, I'm still proud of the team and all they accomplished this year. Hook 'em!
  18. RICO? Rut-Row, Raggy!
  19. Still very, salty at the moment. Pissed we didn't shut the door or score more, but we were there. So close.
  20. It still will. Let. Fucking. Go. 🀘🏼🀬🀘🏼
  21. I went outside on my porch at ball 4 of Witts last pitch to watch the rest of the game on the tv and smoke a large bowl. I’m currently gruntled and high AF. 🀘🏼
  22. Does anyone give a shit? I'd rather listen to Harold Reynolds trying to actually do the math than to hear these dudes rattle on about nothing related to the game they are supposedly watching. I like having former players in the booth because they can give you insights into the game that you wouldn't normally be privy to, but you also run the risk of guys that can't let their playing days go and you have to hear how they could do it better when they played or the game is boring for them to sit and watch and not be on the field so they sit there reliving the "glory" years. Just shut the fuck up and talk about how bad ass the teams are playing and how Texas is going to fuck up MSU's season and win this WHOLE FUCKING THING.
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