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Droopy

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  1. The funny thing is, she NEVER flushes at night, but choose to then. She says she doesn’t want to wake me up. It’s the quietest toilet they make.
  2. Ok... It’s your worst nightmare. You’re peacefully sleeping then, suddenly, your brain kicks on and the thought ,”Did I just hear something/someone in my house?” The dog at the foot of the bed picks up her head and begins a low growl. (Fuck.) Opening your eyes into darkness only to see a light glowing from your stairwell. (Fuck me.) Call out daughter’s name no answer. (No pics) Call out again, while grabbing my pistol, no answer. I get out of bed, and slip on my shoes. Wife wakes up and asks what I’m doing. I reply softly that the dog and I heard a noise downstairs and I see a light moving around. She replies, “Holy Shit!” I put my left index finger to my lips and my Heart is pounding. I slowly turn my head to look down the hall. Nothing there but still see the light trembling in the dark. I start creeping down the hall foot over foot like a Navy SEAL. I check my daughter’s door and slowly look in to see that she is still sleeping, but I hear another, much louder noise. My Maltese-Poodle mix is right by my side not moving a muscle and focused on my movements. Gun is ready and so am I, as I cautiously peer down the stairs and hear a door open and close hard!! Heart is pounding hard. My eyes follow the light and I can see that it’s an LED nightlight that my daughter had placed precariously on a shelf by the stairs that had fallen and turned on causing the glowing/moving light. I turn on all of the lights and quickly check my doors and windows. No intruders, but I hear a flushing toilet... upstairs. I go back to our bedroom to see my wife just getting back in bed and this was the exchange: wife: What happened? Is everything ok?! me: Yes. It was the light daughter put on the table, but what the fuck were you doing?!? wife: I had to use the bathroom. me: while I’m walking downstairs with my gun looking for a possible intruder?!? wife: ...I had to pee. What was I supposed to do? me: At the very least, not make any GD noise. wife: tone.
  3. They aren’t playing this game until at least 9pm, would be my guess. May have to move it to Monday.
  4. Stoked that KSU came back and won but wtf was TCU thinking leaving douche bag pitcher in when it was 8-7? Saoaraloos/Schloss fucked that pooch up. What a boondoggle. 🤘🏼
  5. Fucking better. 🤘🏼
  6. Isn’t he dealing with it? He has a scholarship offer, and will graduate early to enroll in college in the Spring. It appears to be a business decision and despite me hating it, this feels on par with the way athletics is heading. Some kids see the use of their abilities differently than fans or those that don’t have ability. They are recognizing their power and taking advantage of the system. Not what I would do but to each his own. Unfortunately, this is so very true. I like to keep myself blind to it and fool myself into believing that these kids just really love the school and traditions, but elite athletes are trying to do one thing, make the most of their situation. I want them to bleed burnt Orange, but that’s something they will do after their career is over in athletics. Either way, Hook ‘em Jaydon!
  7. Taking my dad to this game. He's old and getting on in years, but he is a die hard Longhorn baseball fan since 1950. He's seen a lot of wins at the Disch and hasn't been able to be back for several years due to health reasons. He has surgery on Tuesday to correct a heart issue, but he was like a school boy when I told him I have tickets. Getting old sucks. Let's get this shit back on track and whip some ass today! Hook 'em Horns! 🤘
  8. Clearly, Tyler, has never been to the game in Dallas and is bitter about it. Nothing beats the game and atmosphere of the Cotton Bowl at the State Fair. I hope it never changes.
  9. A full grown wolf is a massive animal. It is not a large dog. Had an acquaintance that had one he found as a pup and raised it with some huskies. It was the Leonard Davis of dogs. So much bigger and stronger and would fuck you up. Way bigger than most people realize. depending on the breed but...
  10. I liked when they clicked on the search bar in Google and you can see the previous search of “OU sucks”.
  11. "...exited..."? Nice Freudian slip on the way out the door. Thank you very little.
  12. Hey, thanks NCAA, but we’ve been try this for a while now and don’t seem to have much progress. We’ll keep fucking that horse though.
  13. My mom grew up in in the hill country near San Saba and surrounding areas. Her uncle owned a sheep farm. One day my mom and her uncle decided to figure out what was taking his sheep. Mom and her uncle are watching the herd around 9am from about 150 yards away and hear the sheep start to get nervous and bay (Baaaaa means no...). They are looking through binoculars searching the perimeter for coyotes or mountain lions. Nothing. Then about 10 seconds later they see it coming. Bald Eagle. 🦅 Mom says it flew down in a split second, grabbed the closest sheep and was in the air with it and gone in 20 seconds. She said that thing did it and made it look easy, no struggle or fight flying that sheep away. This was in the 60’s and she said she wouldn’t have believed it is she didn’t see it. Family wouldn’t let the kids help with the sheep unless an adult was with them and had a gun. Scary shit. On a side note, I think there is a mountain tribe in the Himalayas that still hunt with “pet” golden eagles.
  14. There’s always a positive that brings us all back together.
  15. I said I was sorry. So, what happens if we let in 52%?
  16. Sorry to thread shit, just frustrated. As for the issue of capacity, fuck the NCAA, I say just we just say our counter is messed up LIKE ALL THE OTHER TEAMS I see playing with more than 50%. Ok, still bitter. How about this... Lets just kick the shit out of whatever teams come to Austin for the Regional and Super Regional, then wreck shop in Omaha. 🤘🏼🤬🤘🏼
  17. CDC is a pussy, most likely brought on by the pussification of the city of Austin.
  18. <Dean Wormer - 0.0 gif>
  19. When someone is typing out a text/sentence and they are trying to convey that something took a much longer amount of time than normal but emphasize the wrong letter in the word. Such as, “It took wayyyyyyyy longer...” instead of “It took waaaaaaay longer...”. Reading the first version makes my brain hear the “e” sound and it’s annoying as fuck, similar to hearing a girl say byeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
  20. Absolutely agree with you, which made it even stranger that the Bronco fans were SO VERY SHITTY. For the record, Dallas fan (at the stadium) are just as bat shit crazy about their team. I think it's an NFL thing. Those people are probably normal outside of the stadium/gameday, but it was turned up to 11 compared to college, and I attend the RRS every year and talk shit to sooners.
  21. I heard an interview with someone close to Bob Hoskins once, and they asked him about this film. He said, “I’m a plumber or something. I think i save a girl from turtles.”
  22. I root for Texas. Screw any team or scenario that gets in our way to championships. Texas, forever. 🤘🏼
  23. Another financial institution, but know the ACH rules and a lot of other banking shit I shouldn’t. Happy banking. Spread your shit around at different banks instead of just one. Your welcome.
  24. I can confirm re: Denver. I went to a Broncos v Cardinals game to see Manning throw his 499, 500, 501, and 502 TDs. I was in the nosebleeds and there were a few Cardinals fans around. They were told early to shut the fuck up or it was on. Damn, I’ve been to plenty of college games on the road and in Austin and I’ve NEVER seen anything like that before. NFL fans are fucking weird. Legit Goons.
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