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Droopy

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  1. Can confirm this to be correct. And, to the sooner fan that stopped to let his wife take a pic of him throwing the horns down next to the cannon on his way out of the stadium on Sunday, I hope you rub a blister on your tiny peen furiously masturbating to that pic, exploding in ecstasy secure in the fact that that moment was the best it's ever going to get in your life. Mouth. Breather.
  2. Went to the game. Horns win. Fuck OU.
  3. The police report states Kennedy's mother was contacted. She told police her daughter has a history of mental illness and is a frequent user of illegal narcotics. She also said that her daughter has a history of doing odd things and making bad decisions. Florida, in a nutshell.
  4. She’s preggers..., but those titties are filling up with milk nicely though.
  5. Rick “Hand in his Pocket” Barnes is killing my bracket.
  6. In, picked and paid. Fuck all y’all, and good luck 🍀.
  7. The “tie ball” at the end of regulation was absolutely bullshit. Our girl grabs the ball, dribbles it once, gets hit on the arm and the ball bounces loose, then both teams grab it, all while right in front of a ref that was apparently deep in thought about dinner after the game. Fuck that ADD having motherfucker in his asshole! Great job, Ladies, and yes, that IS how you TEXAS FIGHT!
  8. This pleases me. I'm gruntled. 🤘
  9. Definitely not dying on the hill. If he wants back in fine, but I’m not going to fellate the kid because he’s this year’s #1 qb. I’ve just moved on and really don’t care where he ends up unless it’s at Texas.
  10. Ewers had his chance and made the decision to leave, so he can stay gone. I get he's polished and is a good player, but there are plenty of fish in the sea. Develop the guys that want to play for you regardless of hiccups or situations not being perfect. He's a kid but he made his decision and will have to live with it, good, bad or indifferent.
  11. Imagine? Shiiiiiit, fantasize about Aggy not having the 80's to hang their shitty little hat on. What I remember most is the inconsistency of the offense. Like a car engine with two bad spark plugs. Best compliment I heard about Metcalf came from an Aggy friend that said, "He's the only one. I never worried about any Texas player like Metcalf. That guy could take it to the house at any time."
  12. Like trying to catch smoke. Secret favorite player of all time. He really cemented my love of Texas, Burnt Orange, and the only player I can think of that I'd fanboy if I met him in person. Still have his NFL Rookie Card. 🤘 Forever.
  13. FIFY ...and that inconsistency is coaching and will be his downfall. Want to be wrong but just don’t feel it.
  14. So very glad I chose not to get the subscription and to only let my ears bleed from this shitshow, instead of my eyes as well. Good job, me! (Pats self on back, as tears fall down my face thinking about our offensive performance.)
  15. Fuck. But good for them. Was going to hit you up but just saw this thread.
  16. I love Longhorn baseball, but 4 hours is an ass whip. Damn, baseball needs a clock badly to keep this game from going to way of the doo doo bird. (Unpopular opinion thread is that way, but still.)
  17. No shit? (Tongue -> cheek) But I bet we get those as excuses, won’t we?
  18. So, the pitching is not good, fielding is not good, and our hitting is not good. Down 4-0. Thanks Covid, 2020-1, Winter Vortex, etc... Get your shit together Horns.
  19. On a side note, I just hope this staff develops the kids and puts them in the best position to succeed. We’ve seen well coached teams come in and whip our talent’s ass fundamentally and athletically. Time to get back to workman football and put teams on their heels. 🤘🏼
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