Everything posted by Droopy
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UT vs. ISU kick set
No way Sam loses his last game at home. Fuck me.
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Bijan Robinson is special
He's an asshat, but he's not wrong. Fuck you, Tom.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Urban Meyer Texas Football: Website for the Thirsty Fan
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
You rang? Tom, going down, sir.
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Caden Sterns
This. How is it that teams that consistently average 15-25 recruiting class rankings make our top 5 classes look like ass? MOTHER FUCKING COACHING. I’m looking at you CDC.
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Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University at Souf Carolina - ESPN 6pm
This. Calls and no calls. Line judge takes two steps beyond the ball when aggy has the ball.
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Texas opens as a 10 point favorite v West Virginia
His initials are J. MF'n. O.
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
First off, eat a dick. Second, the kid was a force his freshman year and the second half of the season teams didn’t throw to his side of the field. Now, he’s a liability most plays and can’t get around his own teammates in coverage.
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
Caden Sterns fucking sucks. How does he go from a super star to dogshit in 3 years?
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Okie state up next on Halloween
I just get the feeling that this is the type of game that Herman wins. Not sure why I'm optimistic, but really won't shock me if we win. Maybe because it feels like a win/win situation. We win, great! We lose and Herman is done, great! Sam, will win this game.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
That and he MUST have written them backwards so the camera can see the plays written for the reader to see. What a GENIUS! or it was just some photo op bullshit to sell a shitload of magazines, which I'm sure worked like a charm. I know a lot a terrible coaches that can write plays on a whiteboard if you want. Tired of this fake ass bullshit. Stop preening and kick some ass on the field. Show me, don't tell me. And if the next savior is U.M., I hope he's not using it as a Texas pay day and proves he's one of, if not the, best college football coaches of all time. My dad and I don't always see eye to eye on a lot of stuff, but I'll tell you this for free, he knows bullshit when he sees it. When we hired Charlie and Herman, he looked at me and said, "The guy is in for a rude awakening if he doesn't have his shit together." Seems he was right on both counts.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Honestly, I feel like it’s been worse than average. I don’t remember having so many mistakes, miscues, and boneheaded plays on special teams as we’ve had this past 10 years. Say what you will about Mack, that dude had his special teams shit together.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Bet your tv is on the game by 2:35p and you're sitting in front of it. It's ok, we all need it. This shit is the best drug you can get and it's terrible in the lows and so very awesome in the highs. Vicious cycle of pain and stress that we are all addicted to. Longhorn Football: The Best Upper Ever Made
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
For the record, I was loudly responding, "WTF are we doing?!? What the fuck is Sam looking at? Does Sam not look at the field?" during that and a few other plays. Specifically, this tells me we are just a complete shit show and not keeping it simple. How is it that we are THIS undisciplined and underdeveloped with the experience we have on offense? It's just ridiculous at this point. Superior athletes in high school, come here and regress...for the last 10 years. How is it, that we cannot develop players? This head coach IS A JOKE. Fuck you, Herman. And Fuck you CDC if you don't recognize this shit and get a real football coach. Hallelujah! Where's the Tylenol?
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Struggling reporter suing BEVO
I know it’s horseshit, but my spider sense says the insurance companies are being asshats. I only think that because insurance companies are asshats.
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Struggling reporter suing BEVO
The only response to the twitter pic is pure gold. "It’s not funny. I’ve read elsewhere that among his permanent injuries are irregular minstrel cycles and moodiness. T&P to this fallen hero. 😔 LOfuckingL
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Texas opens as a 14 point favorite v Baylor
It's up to 21, on my sites. Still doesn't look like a bad choice.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Sobering thought. I've applied similar thoughts on various other businesses that on the surface appear to be completely different, but have never done so with college sports. It's a business like any other, and that's a tough blow to the kid inside me. Growing up sucks at times.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Defeated?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Fucking asshat. How many times are we going to let this immature jackass give us red flags?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Quoted for truth.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Didn't they? At the end of the day, didn't they?
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Texas athletes petitioning University to replace "The Eyes of Texas" and to no longer require athletes to sing it
...you didn't say no.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I knew Gata was going to fuck it up. I guess I’ll keep Droopy, Shooter.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Does Aggy have a chance to beat Florida this weekend? Asking for a friend.