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Droopy

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  1. First time in over 7 years I won't be going to the game. Not a long streak, but not being in Dallas this year is going to suck. Not as much as the sooners, but still. Instead I'll be watching the game with the same group of 8 I normally go to the game with and will be completely smashed in a pool after an all-nighter of golf and poker on Friday. Here's to ribs and brisket cooked just in time for kick off and watching Sam and Co kick the shit out of OU. Not sure I or my liver can take another shitting of the bed, Tom. 🤘 🤬 🤘
  2. I had TCU and the points, plus the over. Worst feeling in the world making money off Texas sucking. Fucking fumble at the 1. Brutal.
  3. As much as last week/end sucked, it's still TX/OU. This is THE weekend of the year. Fuck OU. Fuck the Sooners and their shitty team/fanbase/band. Get your shit together and your HORNS up!!!! 🤘 The time is currently 8:27am CST...
  4. CSB: I was living in College Station at the time and was in the middle of throwing a Halloween party. Everyone was inside my house listening to the game. Everyone there, save for me, was an aggy. We hear the call, someone turned off the radio... worst party ever. People stayed, but it was a somber event despite copious amounts of alcohol. But the party wasn't a complete loss. One of the attendees brought her boyfriend to the party. The boyfriend's WIFE found out about the party and waited at the entrance of my street, which was a cul-de-sac, and blocked his leaving via cars filled with the wife's brothers. They proceeded to pull him and attendee out of the car, kick his ass and demo his car. Police were called which brought the shit party to a complete stop and all my neighbors and party guests to the front yard. There was a cherry on top of this shit sundae though. My friend was drinking the misery of losing to Baylor for about 3 hours straight, got completely smashed... and when the cops were in my front yard taking statements from witnesses, he comes running from the back yard with his fake badge and fake gun drawn yelling that he can help "nab the bastards that stole all the booze!" completely dressed as Lt. Dangle from Reno 911. The cops laughed their asses off for a good 2 minutes then went on their way. That's what I think about when I hear that call.
  5. Nope, he's fairly spot on since they sold out to a company in Illinois. Food has gone downhill and not worth it, which blows because it was my go to.
  6. D line could give a fuck about rushing right now.
  7. Fucking this. I can’t remember a game like this ever. Fucking weird.
  8. Great move by kerstetter
  9. We need to get our shit together at half and get back to basics
  10. Im watching the new season of GBBS... on a Friday night.
  11. FaceCreep
  12. As she’s walking past Gerard D’epardoo
  13. I’m high and want to have the last post on this sub. That makes me Surly.
  14. Truly and white lap dog? Are you at my house?
  15. Droopy

    High

    Completely wasted with some fresh bud, watching the latest episode of The Boys on Amazon. Word, Dr.
  16. for the record, and because it can't be said enough... Motherfuck this year in its asshole. Like, forever.
  17. Shocker. Something Oklahoma did and it sucks. Who would have thought?
  18. Live from New York, Round Rock, TX... Dude, I'm cooking ribs and brisket starting tonight and going to drink myself stupid starting at 5p. Let's do this thang! TEXAS!!!!
  19. Droopy

    RIP Gale Sayers

    RIP, Gayle. Thanks.
  20. ...and they kicked aggy ass the last time they played them in the Cotton Bowl in January.
  21. As a former kicker, kicking a ball at that big ass screen showing me kicking would be...difficult. I'm sure its good for fans but that would mess with my mind.
  22. Droopy

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    Dude. I'm fuggin hiigh as shit. Like duper supe r high Pax 3 and reg pipe. I'm watching the utep game. we are doing well and they can't stop shit. God I love TEXAS. fuck yes? Go HORNS!!!! Lola Galindo sucks balls. just brutal.
  23. fuck OU.
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