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    Began filming new season in May. Start in LA, spotted in Japan, Hong Kong and Portugal with finish in Miami. Should be a good one but won't air until next Spring. No clue on teams.
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    too slow
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    I probably could, but why would anyone care to want to do such a thing?
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    Already confirmed. https://deadline.com/2024/07/maya-rudolph-kamala-harris-saturday-night-live-return-1236027322/
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    This one is supposed to be the first of a new trilogy. Successful franchise still making a boatload of money? I don't think you need to worry about more being pumped out.
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    Insulting trash like all of his oeuvre. This one just had the added bonus of wretched nepotism. IMHO, Sixth Sense is overrated simply because the twist was good and unexpected. But if you didn't pick up the obvious clues with the first viewing, the second watch is a spot the clue exercise with no further viewings needed. Truly great movies can be watched on a loop. His movies are shallow and predictable. Like watching a generic sitcom episode. A one trick pony with a stale trick that doesn't fool anyone anymore. I can't consider someone a master storyteller when his stories only work in a world of semi-functional regards. His films may look polished and professional, but they're still just shiny turds a half-step above a Tommy Wiseau joint.
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    His coaching career says he has zero interest in being a college coach.
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    Fewer bodies too.
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    I preferred the original lineup.
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    Only 40 pounds? Nate Newton laughs at that pittance.
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    That's a penis.
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    That might be more of an indictment of your age than the quality of the cast. Dylan O'Brien, Lamorne Morris, Nicholas Braun, Finn Wolfhand, Jon Batiste, and Kaia Gerber are all known with high Q scores. You've even enjoyed some of their work I'd wager. Cooper Hoffman is Phillip Seymour's adult son. Time keeps flowing like a river.
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    All empires fall, most from internal rot. Marvel will be no exception.
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    What if you're a southpaw and you only grease your left palms?
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    I watched the France-Netherlands women's match for the eye candy and was not disappointed. But someone who knows the sport explain to me why the sticks are so short. The player has to bend way over any time they play the ball to the point they're practically on their knees just to pass. One would think they would have figured out how to play more upright at some point.
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    I follow the school of thought that says you assess a movie based on what it is trying to be not what you think it should be. If you expect a Corman movie to be a Scorsese film then you're doing it wrong and are going to be constantly disappointed. There is a difference between movies and films and I am more often disappointed in films because they don't meet the mark they set. Movies are always fun if you get what you expect. It's why The Room is a great movie and a terrible film. Twisters wanted to be a summer popcorn flick with big bangs and shallow pretty characters. I would say it more than met those goals.
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    They are aggy and it is always a waste of time trying to deal with them.
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    Don't forget the fake story about Sark and Banks going out somewhere and getting "obliterated" after a loss.
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    Girl was 13 when the kid was born. 12 at conception. Should have spent his NBA career behind bars as a power bottom.
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    $25
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    I think I know the reason for Meat Pimp's swag.
  25. Herpa Derpa
    So is it Mary Frann or Suzanne Pleshette that will be there on the other side? Lucky sumbitch will probably get both.

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