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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Herpa Derpa
    Sure, but take if from someone living in a legalized state that Daddy Prohibition knows best. It's like Escape From New York meets Apocalypse Now out there. Toddlers walk the streets smoking joints. I saw an 85 year old man so stoned he just sat on a bench and threw bread at the birds. Businesses all shuttered because of the ganja gangs that run the block. Fucking carnage. I know a guy that just smelled it and had to be put in a home for the incurably insane. The neighbors and I know we'll be lucky to get out alive. No wait, that's not what happened. But I do get to enjoy a couple of parking tickets on this revered weekend without concern for quality or the purchase ruining my life. And I get to tell them when to have it ready for me. Being treated like an adult has its perks.
  2. Herpa Derpa
    I was going to make fun of the name Charlbi but then I learned this was to be her breakout role but turned into her final role as she would die just a few months after it debuted at Cannes. Now I'm in a rhombus of sadness.
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    I'm not sure which Farrelly hag she'll end up looking like but I know it will be nightmare inducing.
  4. Herpa Derpa
    I don't think the portal claims to be anything. The folks that think the portal is a simple pick and win endeavor that only fails if you don't "work it" hard enough are the fools you're looking for.
  5. Herpa Derpa
    Remind me how Deion rebuilt that O-Line of matadors? Shedeur ended the year with the most sacks in D1 and a broken back. I see no reason to think next year will be any different.
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    My pay grade is a little lower than Ohtani so I'm no expert on the workings of high level finance. But it would seem to me one can't just wire transfer $4.5 million without the banks verifying identity a few times during the process. So either we are to believe Ippie is the dumbest motherfucker on the planet who forged signatures and impersonated his golden goose to steal millions from his boss. Or, Ohtani is super secretive about his life because he's a degenerate lying scumbag with no qualms about throwing a brother/lover from another mother under the bus to save himself. One of the two is a piece of shit human being. Wonder what the odds are on that bet?
  8. Herpa Derpa
    Yep. Been scientifically proven.
  9. Herpa Derpa
    I knew a guy like that. He didn't play tennis though, just spent a lot of time on the internet.
  10. Herpa Derpa
    40 years old.
  11. Herpa Derpa
    I see the problem. One forearm is twice the size of the other. Never gonna shine with that kind of inconsistency.
  12. Herpa Derpa
    His sons, King and Justin in cuffs. https://www.tmz.com/2024/03/25/diddy-homes-raided-federal-law-enforcement-beverly-hills-miami/
  13. Herpa Derpa
    The epitome of a sore winner.
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  15. Herpa Derpa
    The discussion has been completed and the answer has been provided. 42.
  16. Herpa Derpa
    He certainly was a waste of a chef.
  17. Herpa Derpa
    Better hurry while the gig is still open.
  18. Herpa Derpa
    That sweet little girl from Tickfaw, Louisiana? No doubt.
  19. Herpa Derpa
    That guy has miles to go before he reaches mediocre.
  20. Herpa Derpa
    Not true. He can receive passive NIL that only requires licensing, like being in a video game. He's not allowed to do any active engagement that would be seen as off-campus labor, like a meet and greet. That would be the visa violation.
  21. Herpa Derpa
    thots and playas.
  22. Herpa Derpa
    The greatest performance of my namesake to bring it full circle.
  23. Herpa Derpa
    Arch to Raiders confirmed!
  24. Herpa Derpa
    The smooth brain is incapable of self-control.
  25. Herpa Derpa
    Why are we making fun of a mentally challenged adult? It's very gauche.

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