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Herpa Derpa

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  1. His coaching career says he has zero interest in being a college coach.
  2. Fewer bodies too.
  3. I preferred the original lineup.
  4. Only 40 pounds? Nate Newton laughs at that pittance.
  5. That might be more of an indictment of your age than the quality of the cast. Dylan O'Brien, Lamorne Morris, Nicholas Braun, Finn Wolfhand, Jon Batiste, and Kaia Gerber are all known with high Q scores. You've even enjoyed some of their work I'd wager. Cooper Hoffman is Phillip Seymour's adult son. Time keeps flowing like a river.
  6. All empires fall, most from internal rot. Marvel will be no exception.
  7. What if you're a southpaw and you only grease your left palms?
  8. I watched the France-Netherlands women's match for the eye candy and was not disappointed. But someone who knows the sport explain to me why the sticks are so short. The player has to bend way over any time they play the ball to the point they're practically on their knees just to pass. One would think they would have figured out how to play more upright at some point.
  9. I follow the school of thought that says you assess a movie based on what it is trying to be not what you think it should be. If you expect a Corman movie to be a Scorsese film then you're doing it wrong and are going to be constantly disappointed. There is a difference between movies and films and I am more often disappointed in films because they don't meet the mark they set. Movies are always fun if you get what you expect. It's why The Room is a great movie and a terrible film. Twisters wanted to be a summer popcorn flick with big bangs and shallow pretty characters. I would say it more than met those goals.
  10. They are aggy and it is always a waste of time trying to deal with them.
  11. Don't forget the fake story about Sark and Banks going out somewhere and getting "obliterated" after a loss.
  12. Girl was 13 when the kid was born. 12 at conception. Should have spent his NBA career behind bars as a power bottom.
  13. I think I know the reason for Meat Pimp's swag.
  14. So is it Mary Frann or Suzanne Pleshette that will be there on the other side? Lucky sumbitch will probably get both.
  15. I think Caitlyn would want a competitive opponent.
  16. Don't you remember Ronnie McDonald ('91) and Arouna Davies, Jr. ('02)? That's two from 30 and 20 years ago in the 117 year history of the squad. You can't argue with those stats. Fun fact, neither one was a Cadet unlike most Yell Leaders. Another fun fact: The Yell Leaders began as a way to entertain and keep a trainload of Texas Woman's University ladies from leaving a 1907 game early because aggy was getting their ass kicked. Another losing tradition.
  17. I'm amused anyone ever thought Jeanie Buss would have a problem with undeserved nepotism.
  18. Yep, unfortunately men are even dumber.
  19. It's nonsense as I doubt there is a single soul in B10 with any interest in aggy. But just to play the game: Football - aggy carried their tradition of being mediocre from the SWC to the B12 to the SEC, so no reason to think otherwise with this move. That puts them finishing 7th or 8th in conference most years. Try and sell to a recruit a middling program that will require significant travel and be playing meaningless football in the upper midwest in November. Also must now deal with the fact you'll be surrounded by schools who will all be in the same living rooms selling the SEC and games the family can actually attend. Baseball - here's where aggy could theoretically become a top program in a middling baseball conference. B10 was the 5th best conference last year (just beating out the Sun Belt) so not a difficult hill to climb. Bad RPI and bad weather, the perfect match. Yep, they'll easily bring in all the elite talent that wants to play in terrible weather and be largely non-existent on the national scene. Sign me up. Basketball - lulz. The Schloss saga is the gift that keeps on giving.
  20. Tá mé steach
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