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  1. Herpa Derpa
    I thought it was understood that's why they're called truck beds.
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    Those are also the only 4 in the past 20+ years that were acquired. Tampa and Denver were chosen by HOF QBs in the twilight who went to the best scenarios available. There was no insight or strategy necessary by the teams. Extremely unique situations highly unlikely to be duplicated. See Rodgers, Aaron. And Foles was drafted by the Eagles so he's a quasi homegrown QB. So basically a single team move for a QB by the Rams resulted in a Super Bowl this millennium.
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    He'll take a plea to avoid the needle.
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    Exactly. As George Costanza proved, once you can get into the 10 world they are a dime a dozen. A Prince is born in that world. You can have Romanian supermodels lining up to strap-on and take a sweet check to walk away in silence. It wasn't about getting tired of sleeping with Elizabeth Hurley. It was about being a man alone in LA with a nut to bust. He wasn't set to appear on Leno for a couple of days, what the hell did you want him to do?
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    Big ups to Boogie. So when again is the Spring game? 2/3 of the programs that matter need a new direction. About to learn the length of the CDC fuse. I hope its not very long.
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    Cordero went to UT. The buckethead that can't drive mentioned she was a "competitive swimmer" which probably means swim club.
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    Mike Greenberg is a soy boy beta cuck.
  9. Herpa Derpa
    So many greats. And fuck Robbie Williams.
  10. Herpa Derpa
    straight trash tip to toe.
  11. Herpa Derpa
    Y'all be wack.
  12. Herpa Derpa
    Spoilered for those that don't give a shit. Nobody here makes you behave like a cunt. Only you can prevent Derka fires.
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    And that's the entire point being you miss. That you don't understand nuance is the root of your intractability when it comes to your subjective opinions. That inability is what always ends up creating laughable rants and blow-ups. I don't recall if it was you or someone else that pointed out the spectrum possibility. But fuck, he couldn't even agree to the simple black and white (no racist) fact that RT is in his first year as the permanent HC of Texas men's basketball. Nope, that's just me being disingenuous about my arguments. Whatever the fuck ever. A simple universal fact and he refuses to accede or alter his position. It's willful combativeness because no one else in the entire world understands. No one else gets it like the master observer that never seems to be able to read the room. Possible spectrum, possible mind of a child. Either way, engagement is pointless.
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    Because he's in his first year as the permanent head coach of the University of Texas men's basketball team. You got any other years I'm missing? Fact is a fact. As for the second part, you've been #1 anti-RT fan since last March. Try rooting for the team AND the coach for a change. It ain't gonna hurt you to want the best for the man. In fact, it requires absolutely nothing to do so except an exercise of patient observation to learn the outcome. I promise you that you have no clue how that story is going to play out. And for the record, the success or failure of RT at Texas will have absolutely zero bearing on your life no matter how much you believe otherwise.
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    https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/forum/5-other-sports/
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  17. Herpa Derpa
    Need to know the shipping time to @Nicole44’s house.
  18. Herpa Derpa
    I'd say its worth about two dead armadillos. Maybe three if you can get the temp up another 15 degrees or so.
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    One of those original ideas y'all are always demanding.
  20. Herpa Derpa
    I really wouldn't admit you only need 3 fingers for the job.
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    It's got a nice beat and you can dance to it. I'd say 7/10.
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    Best Worst
  23. Herpa Derpa
    Fictional story based on a 1967 picture book depicting the life of The Outlaws MC.
  24. Herpa Derpa
    Cars and motorcycles are pretty easy. Horse might be a hassle.
  25. Herpa Derpa
    QB from Cal doesn't have the same intellectual gravitas it once did.

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