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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Don't forget the fake story about Sark and Banks going out somewhere and getting "obliterated" after a loss.
  2. Girl was 13 when the kid was born. 12 at conception. Should have spent his NBA career behind bars as a power bottom.
  3. I think I know the reason for Meat Pimp's swag.
  4. So is it Mary Frann or Suzanne Pleshette that will be there on the other side? Lucky sumbitch will probably get both.
  5. I think Caitlyn would want a competitive opponent.
  6. Don't you remember Ronnie McDonald ('91) and Arouna Davies, Jr. ('02)? That's two from 30 and 20 years ago in the 117 year history of the squad. You can't argue with those stats. Fun fact, neither one was a Cadet unlike most Yell Leaders. Another fun fact: The Yell Leaders began as a way to entertain and keep a trainload of Texas Woman's University ladies from leaving a 1907 game early because aggy was getting their ass kicked. Another losing tradition.
  7. I'm amused anyone ever thought Jeanie Buss would have a problem with undeserved nepotism.
  8. Yep, unfortunately men are even dumber.
  9. It's nonsense as I doubt there is a single soul in B10 with any interest in aggy. But just to play the game: Football - aggy carried their tradition of being mediocre from the SWC to the B12 to the SEC, so no reason to think otherwise with this move. That puts them finishing 7th or 8th in conference most years. Try and sell to a recruit a middling program that will require significant travel and be playing meaningless football in the upper midwest in November. Also must now deal with the fact you'll be surrounded by schools who will all be in the same living rooms selling the SEC and games the family can actually attend. Baseball - here's where aggy could theoretically become a top program in a middling baseball conference. B10 was the 5th best conference last year (just beating out the Sun Belt) so not a difficult hill to climb. Bad RPI and bad weather, the perfect match. Yep, they'll easily bring in all the elite talent that wants to play in terrible weather and be largely non-existent on the national scene. Sign me up. Basketball - lulz. The Schloss saga is the gift that keeps on giving.
  10. Tá mé steach
  11. Hearne Ag with the suggestion to follow the wisdom of aggy legend Clayton Williams. Good bull.
  12. Recruits were so disgusted by the betrayal of the pure and virtuous aggy that Schloss can't even get anyone to return his calls. Oh wait, never mind.
  13. February, huh? Not usually a good sign.
  14. Altman's 3 Women if that's your fetish.
  15. It's in the game.
  16. Major props on the ability to adjust an opinion. A very rare trait.
  17. You're wrong, but watching you try would be must-see entertainment.
  18. So....aggy.
  19. I too found myself under the yoke of the system with no available avenue for cynical assholery.
  20. Don't worry about it, we understand a Bama education doesn't allow you to count all the way to 25.
  21. That's what the simulator wants you to believe.
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