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    Counterpoint:
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    It's been half a century since DKR coached. Croots are a bit different now.
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    Huh, so he went to OU and got an incurable STD. That's gotta burn.
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    Why you gotta go and kill Bob Toledo? Man ain't pushing daisies yet.
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    Was started by the Nazis and mainly built military vehicles. Factory part of the British occupied zone and a British Army officer took over and turned it into worldwide brand. And ND is Jewish, but he does not own his music.
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    Ice Spice was born after the Spice Girls, old man.
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    You don't wanna fuck with an East Orange biker.
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    And Xenu has entered the chat.
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    So nobody thought to put a mirror in Luda's dressing room?
  10. Herpa Derpa
    Two words: Dance Remix
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    I don't think roller dancer is a very lucrative career anymore.
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    Off-key and insisting upon herself? Yep, that would be Alicia.
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    NFL refuses to get acts that blew up in the last 3 years and instead go for whatever was big 20 years ago or more. And this is what happens when no top acts could actually sing 20 years ago.
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    I said the same thing after I saw The Deer Hunter the first time.
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    Getting blasted in early reviews. Currently at 35% https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bob_marley_one_love
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    Walton Goggins as The Ghoul should be fantastic. Probably what would have happened to Boyd Crowder anyway if the bombs fell in Kentucky.
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    You telling me Clemson at 99% might be the result of some academic shenanigans? Saint Dabo would never!
  19. Herpa Derpa
    Bronko Nagurski says no.
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    Slight correction. It is available on Paramount+ if you have the Showtime add-on.
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    checks out
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    Nothing is free. You were just too dumb and young to know who was paying your freight. And Millennials could buy homes if the Boomer fucks would get in the assisted living hellscapes where they belong and free up some inventory.
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    Based on results, one could legitimately argue the powers that be like to give Texas an easy match-up with little travel. Kinda how Duke always got matched with a directional school in Greensboro to start the run. Respek.
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    Toby Keith RIP

    Herpa Derpa replied to Gil Bang's topic in Music

    It's also a pretty stupid fucking thing to say when every being "dies". Trying to sound deep but indicative of a shallow mind that can only comprehend this plane of existence. Anyway, good riddance to bad rubbish. High five to cancer on this one. Think I'll go spill a dip cup on a pretty girl's dress in his honor.

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