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Herpa Derpa

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Everything posted by Herpa Derpa

  1. I see fat people. Death, taxes, certain Surly poster meltdowns
  2. Hey! I resemble that remark.
  3. Should be no need for him over the next two weeks so let him heal fully before New York.
  4. Going down the only road we've ever known.
  5. I see the family resemblance.
  6. Probably. But trying to get me to feel bad for ladies at lunch is a losing battle. Decent odds they were terrible people that deserved a little cruelty in their lives. A little embarrassment now and then is a good thing.
  7. What's the harm? The women have to pay for the dinner they were already going to pay? Stupid, yes. Unfunny, yes. Harmful, no.
  8. Blitt is just an inveterate liar who should be rightly ignored every time he opens his mouth. He's harmless. Memet is on the fast track to a breakdown. His warped view of himself and others is a true danger if he ever loses his tenuous grip on reality.
  9. You're goddamned right.
  10. Yeah, but the high end ones will take plastic. Just make sure the pimp accepts your bank.
  11. The Infinity Saga was a once-in-a-lifetime experience that won't be repeated (and it still had a few duds). Adjust expectations accordingly and you'll still find some good stuff as @mdmost noted.
  12. You wanna go back to chess?
  13. I think you mean trachea yanked.
  14. He'll need an analyst to tell him the numbers before he can have an opinion.
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