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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Nothing is free. You were just too dumb and young to know who was paying your freight. And Millennials could buy homes if the Boomer fucks would get in the assisted living hellscapes where they belong and free up some inventory.
  2. Based on results, one could legitimately argue the powers that be like to give Texas an easy match-up with little travel. Kinda how Duke always got matched with a directional school in Greensboro to start the run. Respek.
  3. It's also a pretty stupid fucking thing to say when every being "dies". Trying to sound deep but indicative of a shallow mind that can only comprehend this plane of existence. Anyway, good riddance to bad rubbish. High five to cancer on this one. Think I'll go spill a dip cup on a pretty girl's dress in his honor.
  4. There's been a few. Sandler, Wayans, Rock, Downey Jr., Silverman, McDonald off the top of my head.
  5. While getting his Masters in Theatre Arts at SDSU, he also had a side hustle:
  6. Fucking nepo babies. I think it's the laziness and complete lack of attention to detail. Kinda like his playing days.
  7. So the big secret is largely spoiled and the first of a planned trilogy is getting trashed as a big pile of crap. It's a testament to the sadness of my life that I'm still on the fence about seeing it this weekend. Maybe the audience score will bring some hope.
  8. This is the look of a man who truly believes the camera just stole his soul. Or of one who just saw Chris Hansen walk in the room.
  9. 1946, eh? From the faces, it looks like 90% of those men are 2%ers who just arrived in Collieville on the GI Bill after they beat Hitler and Tojo and still wanted to commiserate in uniform. Those aren't boys fresh off the farm. Probably the last time the Aggy Corpse wasn't a cosplay joke.
  10. The original was a box office hit making $60 million on a $15 million budget. The remake is being released on Prime in March. Expectations should be set accordingly. One should also recall the original was nominated for five Golden Raspberry awards, including Worst Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Supporting Actor, Worst Director, and Worst Screenplay. It's a great bad movie. I have full faith Jake Jellyhall can make a bad movie, now we can see if he can make a great bad movie.
  11. ^^That was my first thought, but I do believe we might be talking about:
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