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Herpa Derpa

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  1. ...and here's where you lose me.
  2. Go Bison! Please, please, please, let me get what I want.
  3. Sherlock Holmes, Godzilla, James Bond, Planet of the Apes, Star Wars, Star Trek, Rocky/Creed, Batman, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Indiana Jones, Mission Impossible, and even Fast & Furious are all amused by just 20 years of output.
  4. Coppola hasn't made a good film since 1988 and is now in his 80s making a story he's been kicking around since 1977. Not holding out any hope for greatness here.
  5. I do enjoy watching these umps work the replay to confirm they are stone cold morons.
  6. Condolences about the nephew.
  7. RT audience score can be useful for certain movies that have a high self-selection audience. An example is the latest Guy Ritchie flick. People who go to see a Guy Ritchie film are generally fans who want to see a Guy Ritchie movie and all that entails. A high audience score tells you it hit the mark regardless of how the critics view the film. I've always been a disciple of the Ebert school of review. it . I will watch anything from The Room to The Godfather and can enjoy it all with the right frame of mind. The critic and audience score combo will generally tell you what to expect as laid out by @Chuckie Finster, but I'd have different definitions. High critic + High audience = well made, enjoyable on multiple levels. You might not like film if you don't like this. High critic + Low audience = niche subject or plot, outside the realm of the vox populi. Possibly outstanding. Possibly horrendous. Low critic + High audience = self-selecting audience who got what they were looking for and maker who couldn't care less about prestige. If you're one of the self-selecting, you'll love it. If not, you just don't get it, man. Low critic + Low audience = Razzie nominee, possibly worth watching on an edible night.
  8. At the end of the day, it's night.
  9. LCK. Wow.
  10. To be fair, 15 years younger is probably the only difference he sought.
  11. Yep. Should be a good finale. Only pair left that is really weak is the Toxic Twins. Which means one of the other three teams will get eliminated next week because that's just how it goes. My money is on Rod and Tish to slip up.
  12. The smart ones left long ago.
  13. It has a corporate sponsor, fo shizzle.
  14. Someone else in town might see that number as a reasonable place to start the negotiation. Will Hal and Cashman be willing to blow the doors off?
  15. Indiana State athletic department having themselves quite the year.
  16. Wouldn't mind sticking it to those Cackalacky inbreds again.
  17. Vanity can be a bitch. She didn't look too bad up until the most recent hatchet job.
  18. Well, I thought someone in this house ought to be having sex. I mean with something that doesn't require batteries.
  19. Fuck yo kids. They ain't special and I ain't gotta treat them or a parent otherwise. Respect my choice is a mantra for idoits. Don't want to hear it about your spoiled brat? Don't raise morons.
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