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  1. Herpa Derpa
    Great season. Not life changing, but second place does take home $25k and third place $10k.
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    I'm certain you'll figure it out someday.
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    He snorted too big of a bump of Special K and passed out. A fairly common reaction. Sitting in a hot tub with clogged arteries when it happens? You're gonna have a bad time.
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    OR
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    checks out
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    They’re gonna play a Mountain Westish slate next year in a preview of the future. Wazoo and Oregon St. are dead men walking programs, the first relegations in the new order.
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    I greatly envy the abundance of top line entertainment riches you have awaiting you, if you should so choose. I'd start with Glory. Won't require as much as HLOTS, but his performance stands toe to toe with some all-time greats in peak form.
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    Chloe Troast. Only new cast member this year.
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    they wouldn't be aggy.
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    Bill Randa was eaten by a Skullcrawler on Skull Island in 1973. Not tight.
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    That's premie madonna you 2%er. Tulane was a playoff team last year and a CCG loss away this year under the 12 team format. Definitely a step up if he can maintain what Fritz built.
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    2023 Heisman

    Herpa Derpa replied to Hondo's topic in Football

    That comes with a trophy too.
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    If I don't know, are you talking about 1985, 1998, or one of the recents?
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    Parents are the worst.
  16. Herpa Derpa
    The highest comedy is born from the lowest tragedy.
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    https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/08/entertainment/ryan-oneal-death/index.html 82 years of hard living.
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    A dark evil part of me wanted to see him drop dead from exhaustion with her screaming over his corpse "COME ON DAD!"
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  21. Herpa Derpa
    After becoming acquainted with shitmouth and his pal sunshit, I imagine the average HH poster is a lot like this guy:
  22. Herpa Derpa
    I landed in Stockholm for the first time after spending the prior six months eating nothing but shitty continental food. I made a beeline to the first McDonald's I saw just to get a little American taste. The girl who took my order was one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in real life. Just absolutely stunning to the point I could barely speak. And she gave correct change. What a country.
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    Bye for now. RIP Douchebag.
  24. Herpa Derpa
    When did you personally witness this Texas coaching staff? Or are you a liar just spewing bullshit like a scared child?
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    I wouldn't necessarily expect you to get the aggy subtext in my comment. But just so we're clear, your preference is to stand in the middle of a circle jerk holding sourdough toast? I prefer butter on my toast, but you do you. Are you sure you're not an aggy. You sure do talk like one. We all watched the SEC CG. Bama would be lucky to stay within a score of Texas. RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE!!!!!

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