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    If you can look at that cast of characters and believe with certainty there's no possibility of fuckery, then you're a far more trusting man than I. Those profile pics scream "what happens if i push this button" to me.
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    And Bruce Jenner never had a vagina. But then she did. I don't place faith in never.
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    Brothers are obvious favorites and will likely have to screw up in some way to not win. But that happens every season to even the strongest teams so you never know. Father/Son my favorite remaining team, but don't think they can pull out the win. Hopefully, the use the pass wisely this next leg to get a sweet 1st place prize. My spidey sense is telling me we're gonna have a "you're still racing!" extended leg episode this week.
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    No, no, no, no. In your scenario you will end up with 8 one loss teams and the committee can do whatever they wish with no worry about optics. You'll end up with tOSU as #1 and Texas eating a shit sandwich still at #7. You want Georgia and Washington to win to send Oregon and Bama to the 2 loss crowd and completely out of the picture. Asking Iowa to score over 17 is just too much to ask, so you can't rely on a Michigan loss. But three undefeated teams results in just 3 one loss teams in tOSU, FSU, and Texas and Texas the only one with a title. Just need a Louisville win and all else chalk. It is the way.
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    Some guys have trouble grasping things right away and react by calling the thing they didn't understand dumb, lol. Not trying to contribute to the thread, but the amount of self-proclaimed superiority that is actually masking terror of the unknown is an ancient concept.
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    I need to know which Nole is losing which toe before I can form an opinion on that development.
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    They were a very outside threat were they to beat FSU and be an 11-1 ACC Champ. Now there's the chance both the B10 and ACC Champ have 2 losses. Unlikely, but good for Texas in the big picture. And tOSU now gets out of the way.
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    You're looking at it the wrong way. Louisville was knocked out of the picture today. Next week they knock out FSU. The dominoes are falling.
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    Particularly gonorrhea and chlamydia.
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    "I love you. Do me." - Jim Harbaugh
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    Do it for Timmy!
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    Hope he enjoyed the show
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    Is this better than Oregon did against Tech?
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    poo
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    How I picture Reveille greeting Lane.
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    I've lived all over the world, including in Texas and New Jersey. I can say with absolute certainty there are beautiful places and there are shitholes no matter where you go. General rule of thumb: the more people, the more shithole.
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    As Emily described her brain lock when trying to do math in her head I was nodding along in agreement. Ask me to do math and the brain just shuts down in terror. I would not survive an apocalypse if math is involved.
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    Bert!

    Herpa Derpa replied to hookemATL's topic in Football

  23. Herpa Derpa
    If I may be so bold, I suggest the aggy is correct. Aggy are not weird, they are different. Weird is something strange or extraordinary. Someone who is weird is almost normal, just a bit strange. We both like to eat bananas, but the weird guy doesn't peel his first. Aggy is different. They are not like you, me, or even the weird guy that doesn't peel his banana. Different. Not the same as others, unlike in nature, form or quality. There is nothing like aggy. They are not weird, they are different. Us and the weird guy like to eat bananas, aggy likes to fuck sheep.
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    He made it so long because football was a complete shit show and nobody was paying attention.
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