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    You participate in a lot of legal craps games? I prefer the dead Great Aunt I never knew from the other side of the country story. Leaves no room for questions.
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    Not since '04.
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    One of those boys appears to be doing a Charlie's Angel pose. NTTIAWWT. I'm sure dear old dad will provide a loving and accepting environment for L'il Hamm to flourish!
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    Sorry, the casting call specified charming.
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    Read it again. Guy was arrested for obstruction and possession of weed and gun, as was his roommate also charged with gun possession. Last line of article: There is still no confirmation if the arrest is connected with Caldwell’s death. The dead guy and arrested guy may have been in partnership and arrested guy knows who did the shooting. Or he did the shooting. But that article confirms nothing.
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    No matter how much you tell me to care about something I don't care about, I am not going to care. I don't care about women's sports and I won't ever care about them. Just like I will never care about cricket or chess. Niche interests that will never change no matter how many tweets are twatted.
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    Helobious is an astute individual so far ahead of the curve it only appears like he is behind. Helobius can't read.
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    Let's not get shit twisted. We are laughing at Michigan. Ohio doesn't even enter the equation. We hate Ohio, it's people, it's shitty non-cities, and all of the jort wearing couch burning troglodytes that are Ohio State fans.
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    Posts #5623-#5626 were a wild ride. Would definitely do that again.
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    So Johnny has no fundamentals because he has to read books too?
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    What if I told you that you would spend those 4-5 days watching Texas baseball? All the justification you need.
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    Franklin is a moron.
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    Rooting for PSU, but think they get run today.
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    Give me some Dirtbags and Anteaters.
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    There is a difference in that the last place team in a "keep running" format doesn't have the speed bump that a non-elim last place would. I'm still on the fence as to which way I prefer. Would be interested for someone less lazy than I to see if any prior winners were ever saved by a non-elim leg.
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    Nope. You sync Craig Way via the Texas app or the Varsity app and you never hear a single utterance from Brando. You just have to make sure you look away from the tv when they show his smug mug so you don't punch the screen.
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    He's a wackadoo and I'm all for his upcoming freak-out over getting a vote. Someone vote Sifu. Sifu no like. Sifu now mad. Sifu now go crazy.
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    Hey Dana.
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    He will. Soon.

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