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Herpa Derpa

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  1. While getting his Masters in Theatre Arts at SDSU, he also had a side hustle:
  2. OP was for nerds who shopped at JCPenny.
  3. Fucking nepo babies. I think it's the laziness and complete lack of attention to detail. Kinda like his playing days.
  4. What, no love for the piece of shit that is September Dawn?
  5. How do you take a Shriner in a fez seriously?
  6. So the big secret is largely spoiled and the first of a planned trilogy is getting trashed as a big pile of crap. It's a testament to the sadness of my life that I'm still on the fence about seeing it this weekend. Maybe the audience score will bring some hope.
  7. Fun fact: Lulu is still alive and kicking at 77
  8. This is the look of a man who truly believes the camera just stole his soul. Or of one who just saw Chris Hansen walk in the room.
  9. 1946, eh? From the faces, it looks like 90% of those men are 2%ers who just arrived in Collieville on the GI Bill after they beat Hitler and Tojo and still wanted to commiserate in uniform. Those aren't boys fresh off the farm. Probably the last time the Aggy Corpse wasn't a cosplay joke.
  10. The original was a box office hit making $60 million on a $15 million budget. The remake is being released on Prime in March. Expectations should be set accordingly. One should also recall the original was nominated for five Golden Raspberry awards, including Worst Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Supporting Actor, Worst Director, and Worst Screenplay. It's a great bad movie. I have full faith Jake Jellyhall can make a bad movie, now we can see if he can make a great bad movie.
  11. ^^That was my first thought, but I do believe we might be talking about:
  12. The arrogance of mediocrity.
  13. One would almost think something untoward occurred between these two photos.
  14. I don't know about that, but if they shut the door to this: they certainly are something:
  15. Karma for Queso. Don't fuck with cats.
  16. I'm sure the Gates boys had a very particular set of skills as well.
  17. Le mot s'écrit azur, imbécile!
  18. MaleBox would be more appropriate to help illustrate the gaping vagina.
  19. He refers to her as Mother. Probably looks like Norman's mother.
  20. Is Finley officially gone or can he still come back?
  21. The new app is a complete piece of shit.
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