Herpa Derpa

I really want to win at Marquette. Highest preference would be a total dominating blowout.

Welcome back @shadow_operative, I would have been truly disappointed to see this thread started by anyone else.

Yeah, but she's a bitter old racist that still says negro. Is that really the company you want to keep?

In the ghetto? Who talks like that?

And the Steer said, "Fuck you both."

Army vs. Navy - Grandpa was career Army and I grew up in the shadow of Fort Hood/Cavazos. Go Army! Beat Navy! Goat meat is what's for dinner. Alabama vs. Auburn - The Super Bowl of Danielson drivel. Go whoever is the spoiler! Michigan vs. Ohio State - Fuck 'em both, but especially Ohio State fans. On second thought, just fuck the whole state of Ohio. USC vs. Notre Dame - Meteor Florida vs. Georgia - There's a game? (hiccup) Miami vs. Florida State - Doc! We Gotta Go Back to 1988! Cal vs. Stanford - NERDS!!!! and some grainy video clip that every kindergartner has already seen. Oregon vs. Washington - does this game matter if you don't wear flannel and hiking boots? Usually not, so kudos to this year. Arkansas vs. Texas A&M - Bigger meteor with pinpoint accuracy that leaves a smoldering hole where Jerryworld and its piggy owner once stood. Mississippi State vs. Ole Miss - No Pirate, No Cry. But no watch either unless I see its tied in the 4th.

Hot take: Brie Larson is not a very good actress. This trailer did nothing to dissuade me from that opinion and, in fact, deepened my belief.

But is this because you know of factual information to back such a claim or because it's easier to digest than the seemingly random chaos of the act? As someone who had a relative murdered in a similar circumstance for no reason other than he was there at that time, I can tell you that shit just happens for no rhyme or reason. Sometimes that shit happens to someone that makes the news because of their status, but there was still no grand conspiracy behind it. See Ennis Cosby. A random act of violence that we only know about because of the victim.

My team is on the floor.

There's only one acceptable response.

I think they're naturally born out of a mixture of things that have always been around. Boredom, feelings of emptiness/loneliness, lack of real control in daily life, etc. But we've now added instant (dis)information to the mix and shit be starting to boil over due to an exponential increase in theories and believers.

I don't think she answers calls from your side anymore. NTTIAWWT.

Separated since 2016. She thought the slap was a skit. Now we know it was just the faux machismo of a cuckold. https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/11/entertainment/jada-pinkett-will-smith-split/index.html

Word is Vanderbilt is the favorite to land him, but I wouldn't call them the college version of the Angels because dem Vandy Boys actually win.

You know what this is about, don't you? That's right, BMI.

He ain't it.

Outcoached.

Embrace the hate or some bullshit like that.

I want to see an OU team so mentally and physically broken by the 4th, we get those run plays that should net 2 yards but instead turn into a mass of OL and back pushing downfield for 10-15 yards at a time. Make them look like a Pop Warner defense.

Has there been a worse performance from a so-called Superfan than Brandon? Nearly drowned from the literal jump (off the boat). Appeared to have died at the first challenge. He had the muscle strength of a moth and the problem solving skills of a donkey. Only survived the first vote because someone quit, and then gets voted out instead of a player universally hated by the entire tribe. Just brutal. Should probably stick to observing the world from the couch to be safe.

That explains the Bears win last night. A lot of people have this confusion. It's Ditka that will outlive us all. His stare alone prevents the Reaper from getting too close.

So you're saying Gaetz is a repressed pre-op? Explains a lot.