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Herpa Derpa

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    I want to see an OU team so mentally and physically broken by the 4th, we get those run plays that should net 2 yards but instead turn into a mass of OL and back pushing downfield for 10-15 yards at a time. Make them look like a Pop Warner defense.
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    Has there been a worse performance from a so-called Superfan than Brandon? Nearly drowned from the literal jump (off the boat). Appeared to have died at the first challenge. He had the muscle strength of a moth and the problem solving skills of a donkey. Only survived the first vote because someone quit, and then gets voted out instead of a player universally hated by the entire tribe. Just brutal. Should probably stick to observing the world from the couch to be safe.
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    That explains the Bears win last night. A lot of people have this confusion. It's Ditka that will outlive us all. His stare alone prevents the Reaper from getting too close.
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    So you're saying Gaetz is a repressed pre-op? Explains a lot.
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    So very wrong. She just added to the resume with a very high profile story. She'll get a higher speaking rate now as a result of the exposure, and has opened up her hiring prospects immensely to much broader clientele base. In the long run, probably worth the litigation headache for her.
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    Same. Was in on Survivor at S1, but didn't start with TAR until quite a few seasons had gone by. Old seasons are available on Paramount+. Agree with all about the bro/sis team being easy to hate and root against. Also got some weird Principal Rooney vibes. They struck me as a couple of homeschooled kids who really didn't know how to think independently. "you choose" "No, you choose" "I can't choose, you do it" "I can't either, you do it." Please...both of you...let me be the one to to choose who to first punch in the face.
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    McHenry getting the important stuff done. Tells Pelosi to vacate the office immediately while she's still in Cali. https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/03/politics/pelosi-vacate-office-capitol-mchenry-interim-speaker/index.html He's just an ineffectual, short fingered, bow-tie wearing imp of former College Republican shittery. Been milking off the federal tit since he was 29 while decrying D.C. and big government. A voting record of impotent rage. This is his only moment of meaning in a lifetime of milquetoast grift and he's gonna take a stand (on a box so he can reach the mic). Sometimes I wish it was allowable for me to give an adult a swirly. Or at least let me be in charge of the leopards.
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    Fixed.
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    Give me Fab 5 Freddy (and later with Dr. Dré and Ed Lover)
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    He was still developing his skill set.
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    He said she rolls an Accord. I imagine Mrs. Brat still does the first ever workout tapes made by Mrs. Clara Jane Ford, wife of Henry. Lots of tire pulls and tin snipping in that workout. Great for the forearms.
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    This guy fucks...anything.
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    That was....not good.
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    Andre Ware is the dumbest person to ever attend Cougar High. He's the Tom Brady of stupidity.
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    I know the final score every time I watch the 2006 Rose Bowl. Doesn't make a bit of difference to my enjoyment. Because similar to your gif, we already knew the ending before it began.
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    o/u on how long the doors stay open? I'd say about 15 months.
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    I've long known the truth.
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    I hope the Judge takes into consideration that he's just a child.
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    One of the long-lasting benefits of going while still at the top of your game. Imagine a world where it goes another 3-4 seasons with one of the four leaving and being replaced by a new character. Probably Cousin Jeffrey. We all owe Jerry a debt for going out when he did.
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    What, you don't root for the third nephew of Jaxson, Taxes Street?

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