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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Currently in pre-production with Will Smith and Kevin Hart attached as actors and producers. Aeyasha Carr (Everybody Hates Chris, B99, Woke) listed as writer. Both Smith and Hart have it among a dozen upcoming projects on their IMDB pages so who knows if it ever gets out of development hell. Here's a scary thought. Drew Barrymore kicked it around as the next flick to do with Sandler with Barrymore in the Candy role. Talk about one of the worst ideas in Hollywood history.
  2. Used to be an Austin gutter punk band called the Ritchie Whites back in the early aughts. I always wondered how many folks knew the name wasn't referencing spoiled anglos. Fun fact: The Van Halen song Light Up the Sky was originally intended to be the theme song for the movie. Band saw a screening and decided to keep it for VH II cuz, to quote Eddie, "it ain't gonna win no Academy Award or nothing."
  3. Bialik out as host. https://apnews.com/article/mayim-bialik-jeopardy-host-545613a84a54c23d07da4a9f665172dd
  4. Great season. Not life changing, but second place does take home $25k and third place $10k.
  5. I'm certain you'll figure it out someday.
  6. He snorted too big of a bump of Special K and passed out. A fairly common reaction. Sitting in a hot tub with clogged arteries when it happens? You're gonna have a bad time.
  7. checks out
  8. They’re gonna play a Mountain Westish slate next year in a preview of the future. Wazoo and Oregon St. are dead men walking programs, the first relegations in the new order.
  9. I greatly envy the abundance of top line entertainment riches you have awaiting you, if you should so choose. I'd start with Glory. Won't require as much as HLOTS, but his performance stands toe to toe with some all-time greats in peak form.
  10. Chloe Troast. Only new cast member this year.
  11. they wouldn't be aggy.
  12. Bill Randa was eaten by a Skullcrawler on Skull Island in 1973. Not tight.
  13. That's premie madonna you 2%er. Tulane was a playoff team last year and a CCG loss away this year under the 12 team format. Definitely a step up if he can maintain what Fritz built.
  14. That comes with a trophy too.
  15. If I don't know, are you talking about 1985, 1998, or one of the recents?
  16. Parents are the worst.
  17. The highest comedy is born from the lowest tragedy.
  18. https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/08/entertainment/ryan-oneal-death/index.html 82 years of hard living.
  19. A dark evil part of me wanted to see him drop dead from exhaustion with her screaming over his corpse "COME ON DAD!"
  20. After becoming acquainted with shitmouth and his pal sunshit, I imagine the average HH poster is a lot like this guy:
  21. I landed in Stockholm for the first time after spending the prior six months eating nothing but shitty continental food. I made a beeline to the first McDonald's I saw just to get a little American taste. The girl who took my order was one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in real life. Just absolutely stunning to the point I could barely speak. And she gave correct change. What a country.
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