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Herpa Derpa

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  1. I landed in Stockholm for the first time after spending the prior six months eating nothing but shitty continental food. I made a beeline to the first McDonald's I saw just to get a little American taste. The girl who took my order was one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in real life. Just absolutely stunning to the point I could barely speak. And she gave correct change. What a country.
  2. Bye for now. RIP Douchebag.
  3. When did you personally witness this Texas coaching staff? Or are you a liar just spewing bullshit like a scared child?
  4. I wouldn't necessarily expect you to get the aggy subtext in my comment. But just so we're clear, your preference is to stand in the middle of a circle jerk holding sourdough toast? I prefer butter on my toast, but you do you. Are you sure you're not an aggy. You sure do talk like one. We all watched the SEC CG. Bama would be lucky to stay within a score of Texas. RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE!!!!!
  5. Sets up nicely for the CFP winner to be the dominant landowner. Sorry, the National Champion and the winner of the Pop-Tarts bowl.
  6. And what do you mean by thought?
  7. Next week is mid-December. Just saying.
  8. Do you regularly knowingly step into circle jerks? Are you holding a jar when you do it? Might have a job opportunity for you a few miles east of Austin.
  9. Because you knew them over a decade ago when Sark was coaching drunk? You don't know jack shit. But you think you do. That makes you a fool. So a fool is warning me about something he knows jack shit about. Excuse me while I whip this out.
  10. Penix and Nix will split West Coast votes. Martian will take Midwest. Daniels will take South. Should be an interesting outcome. For me to poop on.
  11. must be those big thighs that go up into their backs.
  12. Filming for S2 started in April but went on indefinite hiatus in May with the strike and hasn't started back up yet. Will probably be quite a while longer. S1 started principal photography in August 2021 with a May 2023 debut. I doubt they got much done before the hiatus so if we're looking at them starting back up early 2024 might be late 2025 at the earliest before we see it again.
  13. Ollie Gordon: CAR YDS AVG TD LONG 12 34 2.8 0
  14. Imposing your will is fun.
  15. Florida has the Keys making every other metric irrelevant. Toss in South Beach and Florida gets to hang with the Top 40.
  16. It appears you care. You should probably have sex.
  17. TIL the country with the 6th highest per capita incarceration rate is a crimeless society.
  18. From Eastern Washington to OU to UVA is quite the academic progression. Kudos to him.
  19. Have heard rumblings of her name being prominent come awards season. Would be well deserved.
  20. Yeah, I hesitated on that one since Oregon is favored, but just went with the undefeated team winning being the "expected" result. Not really chalk, more like holding to form.
  21. If you can look at that cast of characters and believe with certainty there's no possibility of fuckery, then you're a far more trusting man than I. Those profile pics scream "what happens if i push this button" to me.
  22. And Bruce Jenner never had a vagina. But then she did. I don't place faith in never.
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