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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Herpa Derpa
    There can be only one.
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    Wrong gif
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    And that motherfucker cashes checks from the New York Times. "an everything app is kind of been" The dumbing idiocracy continues apace.
  4. Herpa Derpa
    Ryan Gosling is a goddamned treasure. Fight me. Better yet, fight Alan.
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    William Randolph Hearst finds y'all quite amusing. The "news" has never been better or worse that it is now. Figuring out that a reporter is a human is not a spectacular insight.
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    He knows nothing.
  8. Herpa Derpa
    It was a decade for experimenting.
  9. Herpa Derpa
    Taste is in the eye of the behorny.
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    You must be mistaken. High school athletes don't have cardiac events. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3445113/ - nice little study on defibs in the context that sudden cardiac arrest is the leading cause of death of young athletes. I'm really starting to think Longhornanus is an bona fide Grade A moron.
  11. Herpa Derpa
    Lying was stupid.
  12. Herpa Derpa
    By some strange coincidence, or perhaps some sort of mystifying machinations of the universe, I too, have a heart.
  13. Herpa Derpa
    Case?
  14. Herpa Derpa
    Give me Todd Phillips directing the Teddy and Grubby story. There was always something dark and foreboding in their lifeless eyes.
  15. Herpa Derpa
    23 years old and still has full bore helicopter parents. Feel bad for the kid/man.
  16. Herpa Derpa
    It's not just a look, Raymundo.
  17. Herpa Derpa
    Too bad Paddock couldn't do the world a favor.
  18. Herpa Derpa
    Corporate inertia is real and people are stupid.
  19. Herpa Derpa
    Very true. Seattle's newest RB prospect:
  20. Herpa Derpa
    Terrible movie but did a reasonably decent job with Dorie.
  21. Herpa Derpa
    Thread checks out.
  22. Herpa Derpa
    Aligning yourself with the wisdom of Michael Scott is certainly one way to go.
  23. Herpa Derpa
    The celebrity party was a consolation gift for Beth having to read about all the pretty people at Michael Rubin's bash. Biggest Hampton's celebrity shindig of the year and she's sitting at home with the cats. Howard's worth to the entertainment world has entered the realm of diminishing value. No one under 40 gives a shit. At. All. Pity for Beth he'll still live to 100 and she'll finally get a pittance when she's 85 after spending decades like a hermit. Probably not the life the Party Girl imagined when she bagged her catch.
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    Knowing how vapid and shallow Howard and Beth are in their thoughts and opinions, it really makes me question the folks that choose to spend time with them.

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