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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Do it for Timmy!
  2. Hope he enjoyed the show
  3. Is this better than Oregon did against Tech?
  4. poo
  5. How I picture Reveille greeting Lane.
  6. I've lived all over the world, including in Texas and New Jersey. I can say with absolute certainty there are beautiful places and there are shitholes no matter where you go. General rule of thumb: the more people, the more shithole.
  7. As Emily described her brain lock when trying to do math in her head I was nodding along in agreement. Ask me to do math and the brain just shuts down in terror. I would not survive an apocalypse if math is involved.
  8. Herpa Derpa

    Bert!

  9. If I may be so bold, I suggest the aggy is correct. Aggy are not weird, they are different. Weird is something strange or extraordinary. Someone who is weird is almost normal, just a bit strange. We both like to eat bananas, but the weird guy doesn't peel his first. Aggy is different. They are not like you, me, or even the weird guy that doesn't peel his banana. Different. Not the same as others, unlike in nature, form or quality. There is nothing like aggy. They are not weird, they are different. Us and the weird guy like to eat bananas, aggy likes to fuck sheep.
  10. He made it so long because football was a complete shit show and nobody was paying attention.
  11. You seem very fragile.
  12. Go Army! Beat Navy! Who wants some roast goat?
  13. I think you can buy all of Bryant for $17.2 million.
  14. Deserves got nothing to do with it.
  15. Come on, the spelling is right there on the fucking picture! It is this very lack of focusness that won't be tolerated tonight on the field of corn. You should both bow towards Sinton and beg forgiveness.
  16. He's from Barstool and knows stories about strippers. I wouldn't look any deeper than that.
  17. 2 years later and not a day closer.
  18. I suspect the line out the door will end up pretty long too.
  19. Nah, he'll be allowed to slink away to the League with dad.
  20. Getting tossed for bitching about a non-call on a flop is certainly one way to play the game.
  21. Loved the blindside. Also loved the auction being back. Now we get the late season Survivor benefit of good looking ladies cleaning up for jury duty.
  22. Fixed. There's never any analysis in the upset pick, just lots of "hur dur, Texas lose cuz so me say"
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