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    I did enjoy her admitting to the resisting and assault charges because she's "a country girl". She may yet learn the FO part includes a shoulder tear.
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    It's wrong but I had to do it.
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    Agree. Which is why the question of whether there had ever been great players in the history of the game to never make the postseason is so ignorant. The vast majority of players never played in the postseason before playoff expansion. If one wants to call themselves a fan of the game, they should know the history as that is an integral part of the game. A dipshit like Dumbobious steals the valor of the Yankees without any true appreciation for what the franchise actually accomplished over the 20th century. Like a guy telling me he's a huge Beatles fan but can only name three songs, with one of them being Twist and Shout. Any further opinion is invalid.
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    wave bye bye
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    Ain't gonna lie, that's a tale I would tell my grandkids about every single day. I ever tell you kids about the time Katie Perry begged your old grandpappy to give her a call on national TV?
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    Bolded is the key. Currently 14 players in the Hall of Fame with zero postseason appearances.
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    Never stop never stopping.
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    Why she so upset if they ain't real?
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    I really tried to let the dust in when Indy was talking about how he would have stopped his kid from dying in Vietnam. But then I pictured Shia LaBeouf on a panhead and hoped it was a painful, slow death. Sorry indy.
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    So Sark is in trouble if he has a third year in a row with 4 losses. Not SEC caliber. Losses since 2013 for aggy: 4, 5, 5, 5, 6, 4, 5, 1, 5, 7. Needed a COVID shortened 10 game season to avoid hitting the mark in 2020, otherwise aggy is having a good season if they only lose 4. It's a fucking meme.
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    ffs Lose - v. to fail to win. ex. aggy Loose - adj. not tight. ex. South Austin's mom
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    Maybe this will help. Kiana still going strong at 58.
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    BOMC
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    Trust the process.
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    I despise Jovians and their big talk.
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    We really stanning for a journeyman nepo baby coach who has zero accomplishments of note beyond spending a year with a 19 year old LeBron? Peak offseason.
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    So stolen valor cosplay for the other 80%. Apropos for the lying cheats known as aggy.
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    I enjoyed it. But then I'm not too cool for school.
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    The Madonna in your mind's eye died a long time ago and transitioned to this:
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    Who cares about a cuck and a cunt?
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    Ruth was a pitcher. And then he was a hitter. I'll give you 1919, but otherwise the hitting started when the pitching stopped. Ohtani is on a path to be the GOAT. But he still needs awards and time to get there. Give me a couple of decades, a handful of MVPs, a Cy or two, HR titles whenever Judge is on the IL, and he earns the moniker. Career ending injury next month and he's woulda/coulda.

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