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  1. Herpa Derpa
    Never stop never stopping.
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    Why she so upset if they ain't real?
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    I really tried to let the dust in when Indy was talking about how he would have stopped his kid from dying in Vietnam. But then I pictured Shia LaBeouf on a panhead and hoped it was a painful, slow death. Sorry indy.
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    So Sark is in trouble if he has a third year in a row with 4 losses. Not SEC caliber. Losses since 2013 for aggy: 4, 5, 5, 5, 6, 4, 5, 1, 5, 7. Needed a COVID shortened 10 game season to avoid hitting the mark in 2020, otherwise aggy is having a good season if they only lose 4. It's a fucking meme.
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    ffs Lose - v. to fail to win. ex. aggy Loose - adj. not tight. ex. South Austin's mom
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    Maybe this will help. Kiana still going strong at 58.
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    BOMC
  9. Herpa Derpa
    Trust the process.
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    I despise Jovians and their big talk.
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    We really stanning for a journeyman nepo baby coach who has zero accomplishments of note beyond spending a year with a 19 year old LeBron? Peak offseason.
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    So stolen valor cosplay for the other 80%. Apropos for the lying cheats known as aggy.
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    I enjoyed it. But then I'm not too cool for school.
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    The Madonna in your mind's eye died a long time ago and transitioned to this:
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    Who cares about a cuck and a cunt?
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    Ruth was a pitcher. And then he was a hitter. I'll give you 1919, but otherwise the hitting started when the pitching stopped. Ohtani is on a path to be the GOAT. But he still needs awards and time to get there. Give me a couple of decades, a handful of MVPs, a Cy or two, HR titles whenever Judge is on the IL, and he earns the moniker. Career ending injury next month and he's woulda/coulda.
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    No one is irreplaceable.
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    Bad rule.
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    Aha, so it is self-hate that fuels your fire. Don't let all that hate burn you up, kid.
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    - Now This

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