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Herpa Derpa

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  1. What if I told you that you would spend those 4-5 days watching Texas baseball? All the justification you need.
  2. Franklin is a moron.
  3. Rooting for PSU, but think they get run today.
  4. Give me some Dirtbags and Anteaters.
  5. There is a difference in that the last place team in a "keep running" format doesn't have the speed bump that a non-elim last place would. I'm still on the fence as to which way I prefer. Would be interested for someone less lazy than I to see if any prior winners were ever saved by a non-elim leg.
  6. Nope. You sync Craig Way via the Texas app or the Varsity app and you never hear a single utterance from Brando. You just have to make sure you look away from the tv when they show his smug mug so you don't punch the screen.
  7. He's a wackadoo and I'm all for his upcoming freak-out over getting a vote. Someone vote Sifu. Sifu no like. Sifu now mad. Sifu now go crazy.
  8. If she's good with things that come fast, I may just have a chance.
  9. Don't forget she went on to make She's the Sheriff too. A terribly bad show with a terribly hot Sheriff.
  10. How do you feel about cats?
  11. Joke's on them, God was watching Washington-Oregon while tailgating in South Bend. I heard he only checked the aggy score on his phone a couple of times.
  12. I really want to win at Marquette. Highest preference would be a total dominating blowout.
  13. Welcome back @shadow_operative, I would have been truly disappointed to see this thread started by anyone else.
  14. Yeah, but she's a bitter old racist that still says negro. Is that really the company you want to keep?
  15. And the Steer said, "Fuck you both."
  16. Army vs. Navy - Grandpa was career Army and I grew up in the shadow of Fort Hood/Cavazos. Go Army! Beat Navy! Goat meat is what's for dinner. Alabama vs. Auburn - The Super Bowl of Danielson drivel. Go whoever is the spoiler! Michigan vs. Ohio State - Fuck 'em both, but especially Ohio State fans. On second thought, just fuck the whole state of Ohio. USC vs. Notre Dame - Meteor Florida vs. Georgia - There's a game? (hiccup) Miami vs. Florida State - Doc! We Gotta Go Back to 1988! Cal vs. Stanford - NERDS!!!! and some grainy video clip that every kindergartner has already seen. Oregon vs. Washington - does this game matter if you don't wear flannel and hiking boots? Usually not, so kudos to this year. Arkansas vs. Texas A&M - Bigger meteor with pinpoint accuracy that leaves a smoldering hole where Jerryworld and its piggy owner once stood. Mississippi State vs. Ole Miss - No Pirate, No Cry. But no watch either unless I see its tied in the 4th.
  17. Hot take: Brie Larson is not a very good actress. This trailer did nothing to dissuade me from that opinion and, in fact, deepened my belief.
  18. But is this because you know of factual information to back such a claim or because it's easier to digest than the seemingly random chaos of the act? As someone who had a relative murdered in a similar circumstance for no reason other than he was there at that time, I can tell you that shit just happens for no rhyme or reason. Sometimes that shit happens to someone that makes the news because of their status, but there was still no grand conspiracy behind it. See Ennis Cosby. A random act of violence that we only know about because of the victim.
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