Herpa Derpa

Read it again, aggy. The hundred years is up. Look in our eyes. Texas is the Captain now(again).

Patience. It's only been a combined 11 years and 5 minutes at this point.

Their team name is Cardinal. There is no official Stanford mascot, but they do have something to evoke the average student.

We'll only truly know once the lights come on.

That'll do, Pig.

She has the accent of an educated middie who moved to the down deep as a tween. It just sounds Swedishish.

Best halftime show ever.

Texas first pitch 8:35EST

First pitch 8:35 EST per UM twitter.

Just saw this reconvention on Squeeze Play. Didn't look promising from the body language.

Until it starts.

Those curious about the helmets' design and parent company can visit Tigeraire's website here. The Bayou-based business described its credo as follows. "In 2020 Tigeraire was founded with a simple mission: Make protective equipment more comfortable. We develop airflow products that help athletes, industrial workers, and military personnel stay cool, enabling them to increase their performance and productivity, while feeling much more comfortable." Indeed, the helmets- assuming they're approved for use during the season- would provide incredible comfort as the team battles scorching Southern heat in the coming year.

Pos rep for proper spelling.

Duh, Sooners didn't want to be there.

Gargantuan

If that tweet is all there is, then it is nothing. Congratulating your friend on getting a new job (especially with a pay raise) does not automatically equate to trashing the old employer. They were the only two freshman on a veteran team and I imagine grew pretty close over the year. It would have been pretty shitty for him not to congratulate Arterio on the move. it's what friends do. Some of y'all just itching for bitching.

If that’s a dealbreaker, you’re gonna have a hard time finding a place for the kid.

It's all one iteration.

Simultaneous posts check out.

So here's a story. My twitter account was suspended in the wake of J6 when I made a post "they should all hang from the gallows". I made the attempt to reinstate every now and then and was always denied. Didn't care enough to make a new account. On Friday, over three years since I was suspended, I get an email from Twitter Support saying they were re-evaluating suspended accounts and asked to provide why my account should be reinstated under the new criteria. I responded for shits and giggles: "My account was suspended by the old owners because I had an opinion. Please reinstate this account under the new criteria of the new owner." And as of this morning, I am active again. So I imagine they're trying to get the numbers back up after the exodus. Unfortunately for them, I've spent my new life blocking, blocking, blocking. Even old Elmo and James Woods got a block. Not sure if that really creates more issues, but happy to oblige if it does. The other angle is that a suspended account can't be deleted. But now it finally can be, which I will do after a week or so of fun. Elmo so dumb.

If you run into assholes all day...

It's self-hate. She's a last call sort of girl and we've all found ourselves in that shame spiral. It's only natural to lash out at the symptom instead of the cause.