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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Unfortunately, it can never top the best version ever made.
  2. I have it on good authority that the top wool judge wins a trophy and a date with the best wool. Nobody cares about the trophy though.
  3. The first 30 movies should have tipped you off.
  4. Pure speculation based off the reports that he had been missing for a few days and family couldn't track him through devices. That's all that led me to think the worst (drugs, suicide) for a young man in seemingly good health. While a car accident would be just as tragic, it would not fall under my ignorant speculation so I'll fade into the bushes until more information comes to light.
  5. Love me some Rehoboth and Bethany beaches. Real waves too.
  6. Get help if you can, y'all. It's there for you.
  7. Wonder what 'Ol Sarge would think about this modern inclusive Corps.
  8. Nah, he's not wrong. And that saltiness may be the exact reason it is 2-0.
  9. You SEC fans will be relieved to know, we ain't aggy. Not throwing poo is just one of the differences between us and them.
  10. True fans know you gotta prepare for the season by building up your all-day drinking ability ahead of time. I'm gonna work on mine this weekend.
  11. Pretty sure those have been going on for a while.
  12. If you watched any of the previous 9, then you've already seen this one too. They say there are only 7 stories in the history of mankind. The Fast saga posits, what if there was just one?
  13. Don't be too harsh. Belief in shadow conspiracies around every corner helps simpleminded folks cope. Otherwise, they have to admit they're clueless about the complexities of life.
  14. Does Jalen Rose actually think he's pulling off the dyed hair plugs look? As obvious as a toupee on Mr. Clean.
  15. How anyone gives NBA credibility with the obvious blatant manipulation by officials is one of the great mysteries of life. Conspiracies are for simpletons, but it's no conspiracy to say NBA refs get the result they want.
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