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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Fuck all this pop shit. Keep the impending doom classy. Let the enemy know they've entered a world beyond their comprehension. A place where they will be crushed, driven to their end. A place where their ultimate doom will be celebrated.
  2. But his grandmama apparently raised a couple of dumbasses.
  3. You got the link for that?
  4. This is what happens when you don't:
  5. Starting your pre-gaming a week out is a bold move, but I'm rooting for you to make it to kickoff.
  6. First 5 years as a P5 coach: 6-5-1 (L - Independence) 6-6 (L - Sun) 7-5 (L - Aloha) 6-6 No Bowl 9-2 Left before bowl win. That guy went on to have a pretty decent rest of career at the next two P5s that had better resources and recruiting draw than the first stop. It's not how you start, it's how you finish. Just keep building the machine. Personally, I'm more than willing to endure a few seasons of near miss heartbreak if the climb eventually reaches the pinnacle. Time will tell the tale.
  7. Bait. Real stinky too. As for Desmond, look at his 2022 prediction. He gets one right. This year he missed on Georgia, USC and Ohio St. But he still got one right.
  8. That link fucks.
  9. small people say small things.
  10. Ohtani to Yankees confirmed.
  11. I don't think it takes much effort for him.
  12. How it started: How it ended:
  13. Kill the first mate of a shipwrecked voyage while still lost? You know nothing of sea curses, Cheeseweasel.
  14. The Snyder With Netflix Money Cut.
  15. Now, now. They made a big show of pretending it wasn't a sin anymore back in the 80s. And they obviously have no problem with Pacific Islanders.
  16. So a Kilgore 3 is an aggy Corp 10. Things that make you go 🤮
  17. Personally, I'd like go back to movie intermissions for anything over 2 hours. I understand the financial incentive to get the most showings per day, but I'm sure the theaters wouldn't mind a second concession run for each showing. Might even get more folks to show up for the 3 hour bloat fests.
  18. Never read the book so I don't know how the story is told in that medium, but I have to laugh at folks treating the movie like a Gibney documentary. The Blind Side movie did not make $300 million because it was the true and accurate feel-good story of Micheal Oher and the Tuoy family. It made $300 million because it was a Sandra Bullock vehicle with all of the obvious trappings of a vanity project. Pure Hollywood schlock with the stock dumbed-down athlete, the suspiciously glamorous white savior protagonist, the precocious kid with the timing of a 1950's borscht comic, and a plot that views reality as a vague suggestion. As others have shown on this thread, Oher knew from the beginning it was all a big fraudulent show. This baseless money grab would seem to suggest he's finally come to the realization he was just a minor player in the whole thing and there was no pot o' gold at the end of the rainbow.
  19. No, there is not. It is all mind boggingly stupid.
  20. Meh, would rather have interconference pools. Mix the shit up.
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