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Herpa Derpa

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  1. TIL Moffitt likes to bake cakes and cookies.
  2. Cashman has yet to put together a complete roster this decade so I wouldn't hold my breath he won't fuck it up like he did when Cano walked. If you're focusing on the contract details, you're missing the forest for the trees. Cohen just bigdicked the Yankees for a HOF player that from all reports loved his time in the Bronx. The real winner of the tussle won't be known for years, but Hal just got shown the backhand and there's not a single thing Yankee fan can do to stop it from happening again whenever Cohen has an itch. The Madoffs are gone and the cross-town team now has an owner that spends and a real baseball man in Stearns. Just be thankful the Mets have a tougher road in the NL so the embarrassment will be limited in the near future.
  3. Haha, you bought a car from a dealer. Probably pay to put air in your tires too.
  4. Post-Austin Powers era:
  5. Forrest Hump
  6. I believe the correct terminology is whether he pitches or catches.
  7. We all did. But somebody shot him first.
  8. They have no punter and Texas is not ready for a possible fake. Fireable.
  9. Is what is. So tantalizingly close you can taste it. But you never get the bite.
  10. There is, you lose the auto bid and bye and have to play an extra game. Anything more is not a detriment but punishment.
  11. The Ernie and Bernie Show
  12. Aggy 5 star is true junction boy. Texas 5 star is highest bidder mercenary.
  13. How do you look in a tight skirt?
  14. Usual aggy game of telephone. A dimwit concern trolled with the fact 7/9 of the top rated recruits were skill players and aggy coupled that with the fact Fasusi chose OU. Of course, the later Terry addition at DL is conveniently ignored. It's been about an hour since I last wandered into the abyss of aggy so I assume it is now verified fact they signed the better "overall" class and Texas will struggle to field an OL and DL next season. And poor dumb Sark just keeps chasing 5 stars while Elko is smart enough to know they just don't fit the aggy culture.
  15. First you start a brisket. Then you forget you started a brisket. Then you leave the forgotten on the heat for three days. Then you choke on it like a hotshot coach running from competition.
  16. Complete lack of decency is apparent no matter the times.
  17. Worry about NET or worry about getting prepared for March. I'll choose the latter.
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