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Herpa Derpa

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  1. 2009 was won on the bat of admitted cheater Alex Rodriguez. The prior run was during the height of the steroid era and feature numerous players that would admit to using PEDs. And that's not including the obvious ones that were to cowardly too admit they cheated. Cough, Roger, cough. Graig Nettles, star of the Yankees 1977 and 1978 World Series champs, was discovered as a cheat when his bat broke and six superballs came bouncing out. Whitey Ford admitted to scuffing and using illegal substances on balls when pitching in the World Series. BTW, Ford was on the Yankees World Series teams that won in 1950, 1953, 1956, 1958, 1961, and 1962. So with a quick google search, I found at least 11 Yankee titles that are tainted by cheating. That's 40% without even breaking a sweat. Finally: $100,000 fine for stealing signs you stupid cunt. Your Cashman for Clunkers teams are just too shitty to win when they cheat now.
  2. Don't forget rock dumb and racist. You're a triple threat. MMA rose in stature because boxing corrupted itself into irrelevance. The audience was always there and just shifted from one form of 1v1 combat to another. That's a sport as old as the species. The talk about WBB being the next huge thing reminds me about how soccer will soon dominate the nation. Been hearing that one my whole life. And I'm pretty old.
  3. Which is worse, to bust without ever mattering, or to have the NFL golden ring in your hands only to piss it all away a la Ramonce Taylor? Start the thread.
  4. aka Roger Corman's Canadian Porky's. Like all classic 80's flicks, there's two sequels for your viewing pleasure.
  5. You should really try to Constanza your way to billions.
  6. Because they have the arm and shoulder strength of a 6 yo.
  7. Still amazing Mike Martin has more career wins than any other coach on that list and the only one without a title.
  8. I feel comfortable saying I would dislike her in person too.
  9. Many could. I probably could. You definitely could not.
  10. Doesn't hurt that Daddy NBA will cover your losses too.
  11. What if it's a photo that hasn't been taken yet?
  12. You seem to be operating under the delusion that anyone has to provide you with jack shit. Forget it, Hermie, you're out of your element.
  13. Any week with Texas Longhorns football is good TV.
  14. Kim K slightly curious, but she has hosted and is one of the most recognizable celebrities in the world. I hope Chevy is an asshole.
  15. that's a little more serious.
  16. Top Topham says fuck you.
  17. CDC is amused by your foolish certainty.
  18. No, it is not absolutely a possibility. Get your head out of your ass. It's as possible as Trump resigning to be President of Panama.
  19. Nothing to cheer about putting down a sick animal. Sometimes it's just got to be done.
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