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Herpa Derpa

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  1. That's the beauty. Your problem would have an easy fix not available in the current biological model.
  2. Why would Elko make a lateral move? His next move should be to an actual contender.
  3. You lose your other foot and hands? Watch the play, runner passively stood there and allowed the momentum to push him off. Totally avoidable. Same concept as sliding into second. You hang onto the bag no matter what it takes until time is called or you fucked up.
  4. Without knowing any specifics, I can think of all kinds of reasonable reasons. Maybe you just hate being in Tuscaloosa/Raleigh. Maybe you hate being #3 on the campus athlete pecking order. Maybe your role is going to change in a way you don't like. Maybe life is too short to spend one more season dealing with that dickhead in the locker room. Maybe you learned the hard lesson of undefeated and you can't get away from her fast enough. But probably $.
  5. Even with a rules clarification, I don't think that situation should be reversed. The push-off was unintentional and the runner has to take the blame for allowing himself to be so easily moved. Totally distinct from a fielder walking over to a runner on base and just giving a shove for a tag. This was a live play with active baserunning and fielding that led to an on-field collision. The base is life and you stay attached to it with every fiber of your being if there's a chance you can be tagged. It's Pickle 101.
  6. Unfortunately, your joke lands soft: Now we all feel a little more older.
  7. Today I learned I have the body of a former NFL Quarterback. And I got a couple of decades on him. He wins the slutty companion race though. For now. And @66BUFF proves we're all a lottery win away from happiness. I just hope they get the AI fully integrated before I kick the bucket.
  8. He'll never play a down for Kiffin. Homeschooled kid who also wants to play baseball and proven to have zero patience. This is just the beginning of his Martell journey.
  9. Don't forget total subservience to a bitch.
  10. and frog gets gigged.
  11. Oral gags
  12. I'm quite sure you mean quit.
  13. You don't feel the need to postpone the news for a 20 game suspension. My guess is a half season or more.
  14. Don't sleep on Harvard on the Brazos
  15. Yes, she'll learn some lifelong skills. Possibly appreciated by many, many folks. Maybe even become a campus legend. But it's his kid, so let's all just pretend otherwise for his sake.
  16. It's ok, not everyone is a high achiever. How are her tanning skills?
  17. I heard about that. But I don't think they really consider it a perfect game for the pitcher in t-ball. And calling the three stray dogs hanging around the field cheerleaders is a bit of a stretch.
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