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Herpa Derpa

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  1. So here's a story. My twitter account was suspended in the wake of J6 when I made a post "they should all hang from the gallows". I made the attempt to reinstate every now and then and was always denied. Didn't care enough to make a new account. On Friday, over three years since I was suspended, I get an email from Twitter Support saying they were re-evaluating suspended accounts and asked to provide why my account should be reinstated under the new criteria. I responded for shits and giggles: "My account was suspended by the old owners because I had an opinion. Please reinstate this account under the new criteria of the new owner." And as of this morning, I am active again. So I imagine they're trying to get the numbers back up after the exodus. Unfortunately for them, I've spent my new life blocking, blocking, blocking. Even old Elmo and James Woods got a block. Not sure if that really creates more issues, but happy to oblige if it does. The other angle is that a suspended account can't be deleted. But now it finally can be, which I will do after a week or so of fun. Elmo so dumb.
  2. It's self-hate. She's a last call sort of girl and we've all found ourselves in that shame spiral. It's only natural to lash out at the symptom instead of the cause.
  3. Unfortunately, it can never top the best version ever made.
  4. I have it on good authority that the top wool judge wins a trophy and a date with the best wool. Nobody cares about the trophy though.
  5. about tree fiddy
  6. The first 30 movies should have tipped you off.
  7. Pure speculation based off the reports that he had been missing for a few days and family couldn't track him through devices. That's all that led me to think the worst (drugs, suicide) for a young man in seemingly good health. While a car accident would be just as tragic, it would not fall under my ignorant speculation so I'll fade into the bushes until more information comes to light.
  8. Love me some Rehoboth and Bethany beaches. Real waves too.
  9. Get help if you can, y'all. It's there for you.
  10. Wonder what 'Ol Sarge would think about this modern inclusive Corps.
  11. This is the way.
  12. Nah, he's not wrong. And that saltiness may be the exact reason it is 2-0.
  13. You SEC fans will be relieved to know, we ain't aggy. Not throwing poo is just one of the differences between us and them.
  14. True fans know you gotta prepare for the season by building up your all-day drinking ability ahead of time. I'm gonna work on mine this weekend.
  15. That poor horse.
  16. Pretty sure those have been going on for a while.
  17. If you watched any of the previous 9, then you've already seen this one too. They say there are only 7 stories in the history of mankind. The Fast saga posits, what if there was just one?
  18. Don't be too harsh. Belief in shadow conspiracies around every corner helps simpleminded folks cope. Otherwise, they have to admit they're clueless about the complexities of life.
  19. Does Jalen Rose actually think he's pulling off the dyed hair plugs look? As obvious as a toupee on Mr. Clean.
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