Herpa Derpa

My 75+ year old mother who is part of multiple movie watching clubs said all of her groups roundly rejected any notion of seeing this pile of shit.

So was this guy using email access to stalk someone or find out what his players were saying re the portal, etc? He does have an economics background, so perhaps he was just inserting some minor code into the UM servers.

Howard is married to a child. Like, literally, she has the face of a horse and the mind of a 5 year old. I think I'm gonna eat a hefty helping of bacon in Bella's honor.

Tonight, Tyrese.

Do not want Reid. Would turn into another Beard situation when he finally gets arrested for assault with a sharpie.

Really enjoyed the shot of the Texas road signs when they're initially fleeing that was directly from the game. Was a fun start to the game for obvious biases and happy to see it made the adaptation.

Just spitballin' here, but maybe he thinks he had a better squad and/or is trying to raise the profile of the program he leads. And what Hemanator said.

As an over 50 male with four jabs, I sit here having never had COVID and never developed anything other than a sore arm for a day with each shot. Maybe some of you are just weak pussies. When you find yourself on the same side of a complex argument as Helobious and Vic, it might be time to reassess your critical thinking skills. First, ask yourself if your opinion is based on a lifetime of education and knowledge, or what some cheeto fingered moron wrote on the internet while he was scratching his butthole. If you're anti-vax, I can guarantee you it's the latter. My best wishes to @Spankytoes for your ordeal and ongoing recovery. Thankfully, you had the sense to get two jabs. Factual data would posit that without doing so, you would likely be worm food now. We will all die at various times in our lives for various reasons, many of them called "tragic" because we like to pretend we have a right grow old. Our inherent selfishness creates grand conspiracies and mythical afterlifes to rationalize the coming snuff. There is no shadowy cabal scheming to put you, rando internet poster jackass, into the ground. None of us matter enough for that effort. It's not Hollywood, it's life. And it will end without exception and without mercy. That's not a conspiracy, that's an inevitability.

What the ever loving nonsense are you bleating about now? Every single NBA team would fire Beard after his pinstripe appearance. As would every NFL, MLB, NHL, and MLS team. Your take is irrelevant nonsense and you should be ashamed for making more than a single post in furthering your idiocy. I now must question the value of a UT degree if you managed to get one. Time to put away childish things.

Take the win pussies.

I assume Priscilla is still in charge of GL. And yes, Riley Keough currently carries the legacy. There are also underage fraternal twins that will be around.

But why cuz? Texas still winning. This year still has every goal in sight. Who cares how the fraud is fooling the cheese fan? You gotta listen to Queen Elsa and let it goooooooo. Now when it gets to March and there's the annual faceplant, then we can all come back to this thread and point and laugh again.

Didn't Drunken History already do all of this? With most of the same cast? I'm holding out hope this ain't just Mel's name slapped on a Hulu version Movie 43 shitshow.

Fake news. Bama fans don't bathe.

Sorry, I wasn't speaking of you, SLX. You good people.

I'm just here for the repetitive chastisement by a typical self-absorbed Boomer. Most useless generation ever. Unless you're really into smelling your own farts as they perfected that art.

I can believe it. Can't stand it. But I can believe it.

Now that's how you do wicked satire. My only quibble was the dearth of tattoos on the staff. Needed more full sleeves.

Anyone know the current roster count for aggy? Almost 30 in the portal, graduates, medicals, etc. Could it be possible they couldn't even field a two-deep of scholarship players right now?

I heard he's never even gotten a team to March. Big mistake CDC.

Always a danger to try that maneuver.