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  1. Herpa Derpa
    Just be glad you ain't east coast. As for the SEC, I imagine Texas will continue to get a hefty share of the 8pm home games as the westernmost campus.
  2. Herpa Derpa
    The mystery is the same as Day 1. Nobody knows nothing.
  3. Herpa Derpa
    You certainly know how to build a successful organization.
  4. Herpa Derpa
    Kind of hard to file for federal office without declaring yourself a citizen of the US and a valid ID to attest to residency. Article I, Section 2, Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen. Agree with the earlier poster that these are simply selfish pricks that want all the rights with none of the responsibilities. They demand access to taxpayer funded services like roads, hospitals, police, etc. and then cry foul when they find out there is actually a cost to all of that. They are children, pure and simple.
  5. Herpa Derpa
    Wizardry! Next you'll tell me you've figured out a way to watch from anywhere in the world, even while outside.
  6. Herpa Derpa
    Insta now gone.
  7. Herpa Derpa
    Let's put some meat on the discussion bone: #1 Georgia (SEC) v. #8 Tulane (AAC) #2 Michigan (B1G) v. #7 Utah (P12) #3 TCU (B12) v. #6 Clemson (ACC) #4 Ohio St. (At Large #1) v. #5 Alabama (At Large #2) So only likely difference to this year would be whether Georgia beats tOSU or Bama to face the Frogs. But there is always the random variables like injury with added games.
  8. Herpa Derpa
    I'm often wrong. Thus, I don't dwell. That's for the folks that will keep this thread going for another week. Happy New Year!
  9. Herpa Derpa
    Oh, thank god. Now I don't have to actually worry about it happening.
  10. Herpa Derpa
    Calmer than you are. Here's the reality, it doesn't fucking matter. Game is over.
  11. Herpa Derpa
    Nobody outside of Michigan will ever give a second thought to this game.
  12. Herpa Derpa
    Fitting as they were the first Texas college team to ever be a legitimate national champion. Yeah, I said it, aggy. Fuck your 1919 bullshit "title".
  13. Herpa Derpa
    Forward pitch was fine, it was the first forward pass of the down. As for the targeting, he hit him in the upper back.
  14. Herpa Derpa
    Congrats Frogs.
  15. Herpa Derpa
    Porn stars try it, but Mr. Harbaugh further proving that just because you wear nerd glasses, it doesn't make you smart.
  16. Herpa Derpa
    God, sometimes I wish I could be such a willfully ignorant douchebag. Life must be so much easier that way.
  17. Herpa Derpa
    A cop will arrest a person and place them into the system on the basis of their personal analysis of a situation during the course of their sworn duty as a LEO. Then, SOP, they write a report about what transpired and why someone was arrested under the suspicion of committing a crime. Do they write one where the arrest was unjustified and unconstitutional, the job was done incompetently, and the arrest should result in discipline and/or legal consequences? Or, Do they write a report that makes them look like a dutiful public servant protecting the community by getting a criminal off the street? It's not hard to comprehend, and it's not a Bernard situation, it's how anyone would do any job. By writing a report that massages the language and/or facts to justify the action.
  18. Herpa Derpa
    X marks the drop.
  19. Herpa Derpa
    He plays lazy and it shows.
  20. Herpa Derpa
    I only see you making that excuse, skippy.
  21. Herpa Derpa
    Fuck that noise. Texas baseball doesn't rebuild or transition. Texas baseball reloads and every incoming player knows what is expected of them when they step between the lines. Pierce has proven his mettle in getting the program back on the historical track. So Omaha or bust.
  22. Herpa Derpa
    Are you also under the assumption the game has already started?
  23. Herpa Derpa
    Exactly. You wait until they're done, and then ask CDC what's up with Beard while staring directly at Hartzell.
  24. Herpa Derpa
    Something Old: Something New: Something Borrowed: Something Blue:
  25. Herpa Derpa
    Zing!

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