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Herpa Derpa

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  1. I'll entertain your idiocy. Why the fuck would the NFL give one shit about a bowl game?
  2. As others have already pointed out, you're arguing program legacy when the discussion is current coaching job. But I would ask you how long does UCLA get to remain Top 5 without a title? We're approaching 30 years since the last one. Or Indiana? There's not a soul under 35 that's ever seen a title season in Bloomington. And are you seriously trying to argue that UTEP is a better program than Texas because 1966? By comparison, do you claim that Yale, Princeton, Harvard and Minnesota are Top 10 NCAA football programs? Yale has the most recognized titles, so Saban must be dying to get that job.
  3. In my experience, the lowest prices generally occur a few days after I've made my purchase. Hope that helps.
  4. Ah yes, the petition for divorce. Another common instance of unbiased, irrefutable evidence.
  5. No need to rush. Commerce is not a good team so he shouldn't be needed. Let if heal and rehab until OU game.
  6. Sly as a schlub in Copland. Also held his own with DeNiro, Keitel and Liotta.
  7. Not all of us were there when the guitar was invented, AB.
  8. Please do enlighten as to how Beard "has never presented himself as an upstanding member of society" What the fuck is that even supposed to mean other than some bullshit you're spewing to make you fell better about your pre-judgment of the man. Edit to add: If you've always thought Beard was a "piece of shit" (your words) but were okay with that as being worth it for a good coach, that actually makes you the piece of unprincipled shit. Again, you have absolutely no idea what Beard did or did not say to the police. You have no idea what "facts" in the affidavit are true or not. You have absolutely no idea what mitigating factors exist and whether or not they "change the fact" Beard "hits women" Again, more made up bullshit to justify your biases. Please share one, single instance of another time Beard has ever, or even been accused, of hitting a woman. Calling him a person who "hits women" is a calculated attempt to overwhelm the discussion with provocative language because your opinion is not based on facts. Like fucking clockwork with you making up a scenario to buttress your bullshit. Massaging reality and cutting a deal works in EVERY SINGLE JURISDICTION IN THE WORLD. Maybe your expectations are like your opinions, the thoughts of an woefully ignorant person who doesn't understand, or appreciate, how "justice" works. And I hate to break it to you, Pollyasshole, but the University (show the fucking respect you pretend to have and capitalize) regularly massages reality and cuts deals. Do you live in a hole? I think I've done a fairly decent job in illustrating through your imaginary bullshit narrative that YOU have no interest in justice. The trial and conviction have already taken place in your Simple Jack mind. You're just standing here with a tar bucket and satchel of feathers and dare accuse others of not waiting on the system. And, again, you jump to a conclusion that @CTC2 wants to "make certain" Beard gets off scot-free (if you're gonna preen, at least learn to do it correctly) with no consequences. Just another bullshit opinion rooted in nothingness and with zero interest in reality or the facts. You may not have lost your mind, because you have to have one of them in the first place, but every post you make is just one more example as to how YOU are incapable of handling this situation with maturity and patience in the interest of "justice". Tell me again how it's the rest of us that are acting ridiculous. This entire post is aggy level projection and speculation. Not a single iota of factuality. Your opinions are bigger pieces of shit than you imagine Beard to be. Yes, imagine. Your opinion of a man you've never met is based off a PC affidavit that you even begrudgingly admit is not the whole truth. You're so close to figuring out your wrongness, but you just can't seem to get there. Beard may be a piece of shit. I don't know. You don't know. But I do know you're not even close to being the voice of reason. You're the voice of biased, pre-conceived bullshit who thinks Beard should be "nailed to the wall", again revealing your complete lack of interest in the actual facts.
  9. I wonder why dixichkn was looking for a dildo loving 12 year old. But congrats to him for locating one, I guess. Good bull.
  10. So no difference from the last two coaches. Can't operate a Death Star with a Darth Vader. And the choking is an inevitability.
  11. if you're not doing it during a Friday news dump, seems like doing it on NSD1 would be much better than rando Thursday.
  12. 50 years ago this Thursday. Guess the bill came due.
  13. If you're talking about Connor, technically, he's adopted. Suri is not old enough to talk about yet.
  14. IMO, the portal makes the transition from Pro to College basketball much more manageable. The portal has essentially created free agency in the college game. The difference in building a college team vs. a pro team in basketball is no longer that much a gap. Particularly with the low number of players per team, you are essentially operating in the same manner in putting together a "new" team every offseason. Identify your squad deficiencies, identify the free agent/portal options that fit the missing pieces, and make a contract/NIL offer to convince them to pick you. A school like Texas is going to offer top level NIL, and there will never be a concern about "payroll". The only real difference is the college coach has to also take on the GM role, but someone like Donovan would already be familiar with that dynamic. Not to mention that if you're coaching at a nationally recognized program, fighting for the HS studs doesn't require as much work to get in the door. Shaka proved that even a shit coach can bring in NBA 1&D because the brand is that strong. A pitch that includes coaching from a former NBA coach that can help you get to the League will always be heard by AAU stars.
  15. What an incredibly offensive thing to suggest. There was no mention of the lad getting caught in flagrante delicto with a sheep in the barn.
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