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TheRealRonWeaver?

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  1. Ex-Republicans like me are man (or woman or whatever, as the case may be) enough to admit their mistakes and try to make it up for it. Or at least conscious enough it doesn’t mean what it used to, and now there’s a better way.
  2. The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.
  3. Slorch, you SOB, you've disrespected our beautiful Anthem enough by using a lowercase "a" like the typical Antifa scum you are. If I EVER see you kneeling for "God Bless America," I will shank you.
  4. Did Democrats finally figure out politics?
  5. I'm in awe of those kids' self-control. Maroon Hat deserved a beat-down.
  6. Well, the more time he spends "awake," the better. I would hate for an otherwise painful heart attack or terrifying stroke take him in his sleep.
  7. So, we’re good to defund the police now, right?
  8. Chocolate Velveeta Fudge Written by Diana Rattray Updated 06/17/19 Diana Rattray Total: 13 mins Prep: 10 mins Cook: 3 mins Yield: 3 pounds (16 servings) 106 ratings 6 Comments Add a comment Nutritional Guidelines (per serving) 472 Calories 22g Fat 65g Carbs 6g Protein See Full Nutritional Guidelines (Nutrition information is calculated using an ingredient database and should be considered an estimate.) If you've tried other fudge recipes only to find them dry and crumbly, this may be the solution for you. It may seem a bit unorthodox to use Velveeta, but many fudge recipes call for cream cheese to give the final product some silkiness. Velveeta replicates that texture in this recipe and has a longer shelf life than real cream cheese. Velveeta often gets a bad rap, but it makes the fudge smooth and creamy, and you might have some fun asking people to guess the secret ingredient. No one needs to know it's the main ingredient in this recipe unless you want them to, because chances are they'll never guess. For those who have made (or tried to make) fudge before, be prepared for this recipe to set up a bit differently than other varieties. The Velveeta will make the fudge mixture a bit sticky and somewhat stiff. If you have a stand mixer, use the paddle attachment or dough hook. You may want to chill the fudge in a loaf pan instead of the standard 8-inch or 9-inch pan, so it sets up well. Ingredients 1 cup/ 2 sticks butter (softened) 8 ounces pasteurized process cheese (like Kraft Velveeta) 2 pounds confectioners' sugar 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1 to 1 1/2 cups pecans (or walnuts, coarsely chopped) Steps to Make It Butter a 9-inch square pan. It's best to avoid cooking spray since this recipe produces a heavy, dense end result. Cut the Velveeta cheese into small cubes. They don't have to be symmetrical, but smaller pieces will be easier to work with than a large chunk. In a large nonstick saucepan over medium heat, combine the butter and cheese cubes. Cook, stirring frequently, until melted and smooth. Remove from heat, but don't allow to cool. If it thickens, add a teaspoon of hot water to reduce the stickiness. Combine the confectioners' sugar and cocoa and whisk to blend (or sift them together). Add the sugar and cocoa mixture to cheese mixture, mixing well. Add the vanilla and nuts and blend well. The mixture will be thicker than you might expect, but that's OK. Press the mixture into the prepared pan; chill in the refrigerator (not the freezer) for about 2 hours or until firm. Cut into squares. Expert Tips Butter the pan lightly and line it with a large sheet of parchment paper or aluminum foil, leaving the ends long enough to lift the fudge out of the pan once it's slightly chilled. You can use plastic wrap to cover the fudge before placing it in the refrigerator to help smooth the top of the fudge.
  9. I know. Like saying with just a little more time and a few more attempts, Ted Bundy could have developed a normal, healthy relationship with a female human.
  10. Dude’s gonna be a serial killer.
  11. This needs to be a poster at the Co-op.
  12. Is Drew what we used to call, “Mentally retarded”? Is that why he went to Purdue instead of the University?
  13. Exactly. As much as I’d love to see stormtroopers getting their skulls caved in, I wouldn’t expect it to end well for the musician if he tried to do it. You have to use the weapons at your disposal.
  14. Those poor officers. They were just there trying to do their jobs when Floyd's bad heart finally decided to give out. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time!
  15. Edgar Baez sighting!
  16. That does it. I'm rooting for the virus.
  17. He doesn't need to postpone shit. He just needs the red states in danger of flipping blue to have the legislatures select his presidential electors.
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