luke duke
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You accidentally got some tomato on your pepper.
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That may be the worst tie job that Iâve ever seen.
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Go even lower than 250 if you have the time.
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Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
luke duke replied to usmc0331horn's topic in Lulz
My in-laws tore down their perfectly good house earlier this year, so now theyâre living in the 1br barndominium while the new house is under construction. MIL still insisted on hosting Christmas. I offered to host 3 different times. No luck. So I get to spend Christmas in a barn and travel trailer. MIL will spend the whole time bitching about how small the kitchen is. I made the mistake of asking if they even had a Christmas tree. Of course the answer was no. Now my wife wants to take our tree with us. That ainât happening. -
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I was a valet in college. We didnât get a cent from the fee. Hotels may be different. I only worked at restaurants. Iâd say that today $5-10 is a solid tip. Not enough to remember you the next time, for either good or bad reasons. The high-rollers tipped $20 in the late 90âs, so thatâs probably $50 today.
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Black olives donât belong anywhere near burritos/enchiladas.
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My wife used to get so stressed about laundry. So I told the kids they were now responsible for washing and folding their clothes. My wife looked at me like I told them to jump off of a cliff and start flying. Theyâve been doing it ever since and my wife has created other things to be stressed about.
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