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luke duke

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  1. Mashed potato/dressing pancake, fried egg and gravy.
  2. 24qt pot. Going to have lots of stock.
  3. MIL: I don’t watch professional football. There’s too much kneeling and other woke shit going on. Me: When was the last time you watched a game? MIL: When the Oilers left Houston. She’s never intentionally watched a game in her life. I didn’t know Colin Kaepernick was a time traveler.
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  5. https://www.etsy.com/listing/1034280439/1-weeny-weenie-washer-pink-weiner https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0758358X6/ https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09M2Y25NB/ https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MY0FOOI/
  6. I’ll call you on Teams.
  7. I’m in Houston all week for a conference. Would any of you guys who live near the Galleria mind if I swing by your place every morning this week and take a shit?
  8. I think the NYT headline has been surpassed
  9. I decided to supersize this morning
  10. Leftover NEISD enchilada, refried beans, egg fried in bacon grease and some Taco Deli red salsa.
  11. https://www.incharge.org/debt-relief/credit-counseling/bad-credit/how-to-dispute-a-debt-with-creditors-collectors-reporting-bureaus/
  12. Do you put a notch in the handle after each use?
  13. …without having to actually do anything remotely close to trying to solve the problem.
  14. Fuck his mother, kill his dog and burn his house down. Or dispute the collection and ask for proof you authorized the work.
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