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luke duke

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  1. And get this one for her:
  2. Leslie is alive?
  3. You want him to fuck your wife for you too?
  4. I thought this was the enchilada thread, not the placenta thread.
  5. Please tell me you put him on the first plane back home.
  6. Beat me to it.
  7. I think they called them French Ticklers.
  8. Sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
  9. Take it to 11 with some cream cheese.
  10. AAA is your answer. I had a tow that probably would have cost me $1K out of pocket. They didn’t bat an eye.
  11. Only in Pampa.
  12. She sounds gorgeous.
  13. I’ve been shopping there for over 20yrs and never got a steak. Might have to try it.
  14. I’ll do it for $350. I just got a brand new iPhone 15 Pro Max, so I have all of the necessary qualifications.
  15. I’m a Dewalt guy. I’d probably consider Milwaukee if I was starting today. I have some Harbor Freight Bauer tools. You can get a $20 adapter on Amazon to use Dewalt batteries. These are seldom used tools that I didn’t want to shell out a bunch of money for. BAUER 20V Cordless Automatic Feed Drain Cleaner - Tool Only - Item 64483 https://hftools.com/app64483 BAUER 20V Brushless Cordless 1/2 in. High-Torque Impact Wrench with Friction Ring - Tool Only - Item 58514 https://hftools.com/app58514
  16. The best picture I ever took. Lulz
  17. Work an Allsups burrito in there too.
  18. I guess I’ll cross post it over here. Since I ate it on an actual plate it only marginally qualifies for the Steel Shank thread. A dozen Jack in the Box tacos 1st layer tacos and enchilada sauce Beans and cheese Repeat previous steps x2. Add taco sauce. Out of the oven And into my belly Next time I’d add some taco meat and use less beans.
  19. A dozen Jack in the Box tacos 1st layer tacos and enchilada sauce Beans and cheese Repeat previous steps x2. Add taco sauce. Out of the oven And into my belly Next time I’d add some taco meat and use less beans.
  20. Jack in the Box taco, egg fried in bacon grease, taco sauce. #winning
  21. You were too when you came out of your mom’s can.
  22. Or College Station or Pampa
  23. Don’t even get me started about hotel thermostats.
  24. Do you even MagSafe cradle, bro?
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