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luke duke

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  1. - cut leftover JITB tacos in thirds - cover in stuff from the fridge - ???? - Naoch
  2. She sounds like she should post on Surly.
  3. OK, Adolf Scheiss Meister.
  4. Don’t forget the Postmaster General
  5. minus 1 star for the lettuce.
  6. https://a.co/d/2p2YGZ3
  7. LOL. $2000 TV, $20 install
  8. Post this in the video game forum.
  9. I’m in Dallas. It looks like I’ll be paying 10% more every year until I’m eligible for the geezer exemption. By the time I get there I’m sure my property taxes alone will be more than my combined PITI when I bought the place.
  10. Username checks out
  11. I see that you are a planner.
  12. Do you happen to have a 7 year loan on a 1998 Corvette? [mention=767]Rocko20[/mention]
  13. It’s just as easy as getting in and out of your mother.
  14. Weak onion game - 2 stars
  15. Find the frisky nurse and ask for a handjob during the MRI. Tell them that you’ve got really good insurance.
  16. https://abcnews.go.com/US/oj-simpson-former-football-star-acquitted-murder-dies/story?id=16354000
  17. Sounds like something a gun nut would say.
  18. [thujone]MSPaint[/thujone]
  19. Black helicopters have an extra blade on their propeller.
  20. This was my move, except for brown. Nearly 20 years ago I switched to a binder clip. I’m still using the original clip. I took the clip from work. Wallet costs this millennium = $0.
  21. It means that a fat skank drives that jeep.
  22. It’s completely asinine. I’ve spent the last couple of years managing some infrastructure growth projects up there. It’s a great place to go if you hate trees and like 40’ wide lots.
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