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luke duke

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  1. My MIL made boxed mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving a few years ago. I’ve done them ever since.
  2. You should just walk away at that point and let her finish.
  3. Mashed potato/dressing pancake, fried egg and gravy.
  4. 24qt pot. Going to have lots of stock.
  5. MIL: I don’t watch professional football. There’s too much kneeling and other woke shit going on. Me: When was the last time you watched a game? MIL: When the Oilers left Houston. She’s never intentionally watched a game in her life. I didn’t know Colin Kaepernick was a time traveler.
  6. Login to his router and block YouTube
  7. Naoch!
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  10. I’ll call you on Teams.
  11. I’m in Houston all week for a conference. Would any of you guys who live near the Galleria mind if I swing by your place every morning this week and take a shit?
  12. I didn’t know your boy was aggy.
  13. I think the NYT headline has been surpassed
  14. I decided to supersize this morning
  15. Leftover NEISD enchilada, refried beans, egg fried in bacon grease and some Taco Deli red salsa.
  16. I’ve seen that scene.
  17. Give her an STD
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  19. https://www.incharge.org/debt-relief/credit-counseling/bad-credit/how-to-dispute-a-debt-with-creditors-collectors-reporting-bureaus/
  20. Do you put a notch in the handle after each use?
  21. …without having to actually do anything remotely close to trying to solve the problem.
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